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    Harry touches something he shouldn’t and drags a very reluctant Draco along for the ride.

    Because nothing says romance like traveling through time with your ex-boyfriend.

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    The black haired one curses up a storm under his breath.
    In response, the blond haired one raises his other eyebrow.

    “You kiss your mother with that mouth?”

    The black haired one stares back at him.

    “My mother’s dead,” he deadpans. “Prick.”

    “Oh, honestly,” his companion rolls his eyes. “You can’t use that line every time, Harry—“

    Tom clears his throat before another ridiculous fight can break out.

    “If I may interrupt?” He says.

    In unsettling unison, they both turn to look at him.

    “Fuck,” the black haired one says.

    “Fuck,” his companion echos.

    Just barely loud enough for Tom to make out, the black haired one mutters,
    “Hermione owes me fifteen quid.”

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