Work Text:
”Hey, me.”
”What do you want, Toya?”
”Nothing, nothing, just checking up on my least favourite person ever.”
”Geez, thanks.”
”No need to thank me. How are we doing over there in the real world? Any improvements on our state?”
”No. The fuck did you expect? We’re still stuck with the League, no matter how much I want to fuck off.”
”Shame. I suppose I’ll need to come back later when you’re feeling saner, don’tcha think?”
”Wait just a second, brat. How do you think we should go about the reveal?”
”Why are you asking me? It’s not like I’ll be there when you do it anyway. Why should I bother myself with it?”
”Because I’m the original, and you just so happen to be in my brain, like a parasite I can’t get out of my head.”
”Wow, thanks Dabi. That doesn’t hurt at all…”
”When have I ever cared if I hurt someone? Even myself.”
”Fair play. Fine, but you should really be kinder to yourself, don’tcha think? That pain isn’t gonna take care of itself.”
”No, I don’t think so, Toya. I don’t feel like it. You should give me a reason to treat you better. So, the reveal?”
”Fine, fine, fine, avoid your problems, crazy.”
”The fuck did you call me?”
”Crazy. It’s what you are. No one sane would want to do that to themselves. ”
”Oh fuck off. I haven’t done anything not deserved. My plans are already in action, I wont stop just because a parasite in my brain dislikes my ways.”
”Fine. It’s your life, isn’t it? I’ll fuck off now. Goodbye.”
”I hope you die in the most painful way imaginable.”
”You too.”