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Radio Host (Theo): Let’s get right into tonight’s Second Date Update! For first time listeners, every evening we try to help out someone who’s had a first date and thought it went really well, but can’t get a second date. Tonight’s case is especially interesting and one that we thought Pansy might have specific insight into. We got an owl from a listener who calls himself Lucas. He went on a blind date with a girl who turned out to be an old school mate. He thought things went pretty well considering their history and wants to see her again, but he can’t get a response to any of his owls.
Pansy: Intriguing! Have we got him on the floo?
Theo: We do. Lucas you're on the air. Wait, why are you wearing a balaclava?
Lucas: Ahem. No reason. They're just terribly comfortable. I'm shy? I just applied moisturizer.
Pansy: Something about your voice sounds familiar… Have we met? Is Lucas your real name?