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1. like real people do by Puolain

   Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Manga)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   13 Sep 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Loid Forger | Twilight/Yor Briar Forger | Thorn Princess
   • Anya Forger & Loid Forger | Twilight & Yor Briar Forger | Thorn Princess
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Blind Date
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
   • Strangers to Lovers
   • Mutual Pining
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Sickfic
   • Father-Daughter Relationship
   • Protective Loid Forger | Twilight
   • Soft Loid Forger | Twilight
   • Protective Yor Briar Forger | Thorn Princess
   • Badass Yor Briar Forger | Thorn Princess
   • Sharing a Bed
   • Practice Kissing
   • Jealous Loid Forger | Twilight
   • Character Study
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Literal Sleeping Together
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Smut
   • Mild Smut
   • First Time
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Oral Sex
   • Masturbation
   • Emotional Sex
   • Aftercare
   • Bathing/Washing
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added

   Summary

   A spy and an assassin attend a blind date in order to take people off their back, only to find that they already know each other.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   78,189

   Chapters:

   16/26

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