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1. Edward Elric's Guide to Chasing Down Criminals Through Time and Space by procrastinationstation112

   Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003), Gotham (TV)  

   • Not Rated
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   25 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Edward Elric & Selina Kyle
   • Edward Elric & Bruce Wayne
   • Edward Elric & Jim Gordon
   • Selina Kyle & Bruce Wayne
   • Jim Gordon & Bruce Wayne
   • Alfred Pennyworth & Bruce Wayne
   • Edward Elric
   • Alphonse Elric
   • Roy Mustang
   • Shou Tucker
   • Selina Kyle
   • Jim Gordon (DCU)
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Alfred Pennyworth
   • Harvey Bullock
   • Lots of Other Characters - Freeform
   • Edward Elric Swears
   • Edward Elric Needs a Hug
   • Angst
   • Selina Kyle Needs a Hug
   • Jim Gordon is So Done
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • gotham cannon will probably not survive
   • Gotham (TV) Season/Series 01
   • ed fucking shit up in every universe
   • you dont need to watch gotham to understand this fic just know its the batman origin stories
   • bruce and selina are 12 or 13 in this
   • no beta we die like nina

   Summary

   Ed was never very lucky to begin with, but this just felt like the entire universe was playing one big joke on him.

   In which Ed find himself very far from home, Selina finds someone just as spiteful as her, Bruce makes some strange new friends, and Jim just wants to know what he did wrong in a past life to deserve having to babysit not one, not two, but three building-hopping smartass little gremlins.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   10,309

   Chapters:

   2/?

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