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“My name is Aya Oosawa and this one next to me is Mitsuki Koga,” Aya had said with a gentle smile.
“We are doing The Wired Autocomplete interview” Koga lent back in her chair passing a grin to the girl next her
“Let’s get to the first board”
Koga was handed a white foam board from someone behind the camera. “Y’know, I don’t think I’ve ever fully watched one of these videos.”
“Really? Some of them are really cool.”
“Yeah, I’ve seen clips but never say down to really finish it.”
Aya lent over to get a better view of the board, her eyes darting across the words. “I’m first.” She said proudly, crossing her legs.
Koga slowly peeled back the white tape. “When did Oosawa Aya start modeling?”
“Well, when we first moved over to America we were fresh out of high school, I took up small part time jobs when I was offered a modeling gig so I was probably around 20?”
“Remember when you worked at Olive Garden?”
“Oh my god!! Remember when I dropped all the food trying to hold four plates at a time?” Aya has shouted trying to contain her laughter”
“You got fired soon after that didn’t you?”
Aya playfully hit Kogas arm, her face growing red. “Hurry onto the next one.”
“When did Oosawa Aya star in Koga Mitsuki’s music video.”
“I think I first started starring in your videos during the filming of the second one?” Aya looked back to Koga, needing some assistance.
“I believe so yeah, it was when your face was practically everywhere and my manager found out we were dating.”
“The filming of that video was so embarrassing, getting touchy in front of people was so new to me. We got used to it over time, and I’m practically in all your music videos.” Aya gave a sly smirk to Mitsuki.
“When did Oosawa Aya model for Vogue?”
“Uhm, at the time I was 23 I think, so five years ago?”
“I remember you stressing out about it.”
“I know. I’m not exactly tall so all the other girls were towering over me, and I had these big stilettos on that took me forever to learn to walk in.”
“I remember when you would practice and I had to be right next to you or else you would fall and break your ankle.”
Aya snorted.
“Well that’s all for that one.” Koga threw the white board behind her, Aya was then handed the next one.
“Looks like you’re next.”
Koga stared straight into the camera, giving a nervous chuckle.
“What is Koga Mitsuki’s favorite song?”
“That’s definitely a hard one, are we talking about ones I wrote or just songs in general?” Koga looked behind the camera.
“Okay so both cause why not? My favorite song I’ve ever written is probably 24 hour radio.”
“Why don’t you give context to why?”
“It’s the first song I ever wrote, and the first one I dedicated to my number one and first fan.” Mitsuki glanced over to Aya smiling.
Aya let out a small laugh.
“My favorite song I haven’t written is probably and I love her.”
“Quick, Kurt Cobain's cover or the original, go.”
Mitsuki stuttered “the Beatles?”
“Is that your answer or a question?”
“Both?”
Aya rolled her eyes playfully.
“Next, what is Mitsuki Kogas new album name?”
Mitsuki put a finger to her mouth, “it’s a secret.”
Aya scoffed. “It’s only a secret because she-“
Mitsuki quickly put a hand over Ayas mouth.
In retaliation Aya licked Mitsuki’s hand. “That won’t work on me, love.”
“Please you two.” The two looked up to someone behind the camera. “Not right now.”
Mitsuki gives a quick glare to Aya before removing her hand and wiping it on Aya’s pink sweater.
Aya let out a gasp before hitting Mitsuki on her head with the foam board. The two laughed the whole time.
A short cough was given and the two sat back to where they were before.
“Ahem, well anyway, the next one is What is Mitsuki Koga doing right now?”
Mitsuki rolled her eyes towards the camera. “In a literal sense, I’m doing this interview.”
“This question is in like every Wired Interview.”
Aya sighed.
“For real?”
“Yeah, it’s kinda like a staple for every Wired Interview ever. What is Mitsuki Kogas favorite drink? Do you think people ask this cause you always have coffee on hand?”
“Probably, I drink coffee black.”
“Yeah cause you’re a weirdo, she’ll literally have black coffee for breakfast, a cigarette and a plain ham and cheese sandwich for lunch, and-“
“What’s wrong with ham and cheese sandwiches?”
“What isn’t wrong with them? You don’t add any condiments so it’s just dry, plus you use American cheese which is like the worst cheese ever.”
“Don’t diss American cheese, it's delicious.”
“Maybe for someone like you.”
“What does that mean?” Mitsuki squawked.
“You know what it means.”
Aya threw the board behind the camera and a loud “ow” was heard.
“I am so sorry!” Aya cringed, Mitsuki busted out laughing.
There was a cut back to them sitting with a new board.
“Is Oosawa Aya Japanese?”
“I’m born and raised in Texas.” Aya said with a straight face.
“I don’t think we could survive Texas to be honest. We were there one year during winter for one of my tours, and we were dying of heat.”
“Oh yeah no, doing that heat all year round is insane. I missed the snow. But yes, I am indeed Japanese.”
“Is Oosawa Aya single?”
Aya and Mitsuki looked at each other and smiled.
“No, I’ve been in a relationship for ten years now, which makes me sound old.”
“You’re not even 30 yet.”
“I’m close, two more years and then it’s my time.”
“For death?”
“No, retirement”
“Is Aya Oosawa an only child?”
“Nope, I have two lovely younger brothers who are twins.”
“Babysitting your brothers was fun.”
“Except that one time we burnt pasta and almost started a fire, my parents were pissed.”
“I was banned from the house for two months, still am banned from the kitchen.” Mitsuki said looking at the camera.
“That’s why she only eats sandwiches.”
“Can you please leave my sandwiches alone?”
Aya smiled and shrugged.
“Is Aya Oosawa in college?”
“Yes actually, I’m majoring in fashion design, I want to start my own label in a few years.”
“She’s been going strong for four years now, never been prouder.”
Aya blushed at the last comment
Koga gave the board to one of the crew members. “Next one!” Aya was handed another board
“When will Mitsuki Koga tour again. This is not grammatically correct btws, there’s no question mark”
“Who says btw out loud? Anyways I don’t have any plans to tour just yet, but be on the lookout.” Mitsuki winked
“When does Mitsuki Koga sleep? I’ve been asking this for years.”
“Are my eye bags this noticeable?”
“Yes actually, I’ve told you hundreds of times.”
“I sleep around 3am and wake at 12 if I have nothing going on that day. I live a super busy life.”
Aya started to laugh so hard she had started coughing.
“That’s what happens when you laugh at me.”
“When can I see Mitsuki Koga?”
“Never, I actually don’t exist and simply a person you made up.”
“I only think nice things, how could someone as mean as you be thought of by me?”
“Who knows? You do think of me everyday.”
“Don’t get cocky.” Aya deadpanned.
“Well anyways let’s go onto the next one- When is Mitsuki Koga going to marry?”
“Well to be honest, I never thought of getting married. It just never seemed to be in the cards to me so now I’m kinda like eh on marriage.”
“I understand that.”
“Yeah like, maybe one day when you have your own fashion label and you can design your own wedding dress?”
“That would be nice.” Aya gave a soft smile which Mitsuki returned.
Aya gave someone behind the camera the board and Mitsuki got the next one.
“Does Oosawa Aya have any pets?”
“Yes, two dogs and a cat.”
“We only have one dog? Sushi?”
Aya looked Mitsuki up and down. “Yeah, one dog. Sushi is the sweetest, she’s a corgi, and we have this short hair black and brown cat named brownie. We’ve had Sushi for six years and brownie for two years.”
“They’re the sweetest too, brownie is always disturbing my work and sushi is my reminder to go outside.” Mitsuki laughed.
“Yes! The two of them get along well and keep us company.”
“Does Oosawa Aya have an instagram?”
“Yup! You can follow me at princessaya.”
“She loves posting about her latest fashion projects and herself on the runway. Does Oosawa Aya sing?”
“Not really, if I’m following Mitsuki during her tour I’ll sing a few lines and I have a line or two on some of her albums, but besides that I don’t really nor do I want to. Music has always been a big part of me but to make it and sing it is something I don’t think I’d be very good at.”
“She’s lying, she has a great voice, I adore when she sings. Anyway, does Oosawa Aya know Narita Megumu?”
“We have a long history, he annoys me when he hangs out. He’s only famous because he’s friends with Koga other than that he’s just some rich playboy.”
“What did Narita do to you?”
“He’s a jerkface.”
“Does Oosawa Aya have any tattoos?”
“I have two, one on my lower back that I’ve posted about, and the one on my right arm me and Koga got together. Getting my first tattoo was so nerve wracking I thought I was going to die.”
“She handled it like a champ though.”
“I know I did.” Aya flipped her hair and the two of them giggled.
“Well alrighty, next and final board.”
Aya was given the last board and set it on her lap. “Let’s begin, Who is Mitsuki Koga?”
“Well, I am a musician for a band called me to her, I have been producing music for ten years, I’ve modeled, acted and just other stuff I don’t remember.”
“She has had a super fun life as you can tell, Who is Mitsuki Koga’s Uncle? I haven’t seen him in forever, we should visit next month for christmas.”
“Wasn’t that already the plan? Anyways, my uncle’s name is Joe, he raised me and he’s like the coolest guy I know.”
“Oh my god, she’s not lying when she say’s he's super cool, honestly Kanna and Joe are such a power couple. I love when two equally pretty people get together.”
“Yeah, Kanna is my aunt, she was my role model when I was a kid.”
“I can tell. How many tattoos does Mitsuki Koga have?”
“Well the first one I ever got was this one on my wrist, and then I got a few on my left arm, not like a sleeve but it’s pretty filled. And on my right arm me and Aya have matching heart beat ones.”
“I love her tattoos; I get to color them like a coloring book.”
“Yeah she does that a lot, I’ll be sitting at my desk and here she comes with her makeup supplies and I already know what’s gonna happen.”
“It’s so much fun even more now that she doesn’t complain about it anymore.”
Mitsuki stuck her tongue out at Aya which got her a soft slap in the arm.
“Last and final question, is Mitsuki Koga a guitarist? What was that one thing Chappell Roan said? I feel really lesbian whenever I see a girl shredding a guitar? I feel that in my soul when I see Koga playing onstage”
“Do you know how many times you’ve expressed how hot you get when I play? It’s a lot but whatever. Yes I am a guitarist, I thought everyone knew this?”
“Not everyone is a Koga expert.”
“Yeah but, if you look me up, the first photo is me with my guitar?”
“Don’t get started on your guitars, I swear if she wasn’t with me, she would be dating her guitars. I mean we have a whole room dedicated to all the guitars she’s ever had, and yes, even the ones she broke on stage for a show.”
“That was one time!”
“One time too many, but anyways, all her guitars have names to them which is somehow the most annoying part.”
“You’re over exaggerating, none of my guitars have names I swear.”
Aya rolled her eyes with a sigh.
“Well anyways, thank you Wired for having us.”
“This was super fun, I love being asked questions.”
“You hate being asked questions?”
“I was joking” Mitsuki smiled
“Oh. Well anyways I hope you guys enjoyed it and we’ll see you around. Don’t do drugs and stay in school.” Aya shot thumbs up towards the camera