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1. An Unfortunate Landing by misslillianvalentine

   Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Nov 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Astarion/Gale (Baldur's Gate)
   • Gale (Baldur's Gate)
   • Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Crack
   • Hand Jobs
   • Blow Jobs
   • Rough Oral Sex
   • inappropriate use of fragrance diffuser
   • Sex Pollen
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Top Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
   • Not Beta Read
   • Domestic Bliss
   • unintentional dubious consent if you squint
   • Bloodweave

   Summary

   Gale accidentally lands on a new fragrance diffuser that goes somewhere unmentionable. Astarion offers to help him with his problem.

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   “Trust me, I’m fine.” Gale stands slowly and, without turning around, reaches for a towel. Then he feels the bottle completely enter him, and he starts to panic. He knows he’s going to have to tell Astarion now. He looks over, sheepishly, and clears his throat.

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   • Part 1 of Weekend Crack Fics

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