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The Crossroads Café by Kma16202
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, DC Extended Universe, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy IX, Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy XV, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, どうぶつの森 | Animal Crossing Series, Half-Life (Video Games), 9-1-1 (TV), Grey's Anatomy, Red Dwarf (UK TV), Alien Series, Austin Powers (Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, Despicable Me (Movies), Minions (2015), Die Hard (Movies), How to Train Your Dragon (Movies), The Matrix (Movies), Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies), Shrek (Movies), Transformers - All Media Types, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), BoJack Horseman, Farscape, Stargate - All Media Types, Breaking Bad, Indiana Jones Series, Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Ghostbusters (1984-1989; 2021), Men in Black (Movies), Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Discworld - Terry Pratchett, The Big Bang Theory (TV), Doctor Who (2005), Rick and Morty, Super Mario Bros. (Video Games), Wednesday (TV 2022), The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
19 Nov 2024
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Welcome to the Crossroads Café, the only place in the multiverse where heroes, villains, and everything in between gather for a much-needed break—and a gourmet meal they didn’t know they were craving. Run by none other than Gordon Ramsay himself, this out-of-time, out-of-space restaurant is a haven (and sometimes a battlefield) for patrons ranging from Jedi Knights to wizards, superspies to hobbits. Whether they’re here to enjoy the food, debate the meaning of heroism, or begrudgingly sit through Ramsay’s no-nonsense scoldings, every visitor leaves with something more than they bargained for…if they can survive the house rules.
A slice-of-life series of random encounters, surprising friendships, philosophical debates, and food critiques you never thought you needed—served up in a world where everyone could use a break. No fights. No menus off-limits. Just memorable meals, chaotic company, and a chef who won’t take anyone’s nonsense.