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    For a few beats of silence no one says anything, “a… zombie?” Tony asks, “are those even real? What the hell even drew you to that conclusion?”

    Rhodey sighs, “well, I haven’t slept in three months, I appear to be mostly impervious to damage, I don’t bleed, and I have an inexplicable craving for human brains. Actually human flesh, I’m not that picky. So uh, you’re a supernatural creature, how the hell do you deal with this?” he asks.

    Tony sighs, “pro tip, next time you decide to tell someone you’re a zombie, lead with the brain thing."

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