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SATURDAY 1:16 PM
Ochaco Uraraka created a group chat.
Ochaco Uraraka added Izuku Midoriya.
Ochaco Uraraka added Mina Ashido.
Ochaco Uraraka added Eijiro Kirishima.
Ochaco Uraraka added Katsuki Bakugou.
Ochaco Uraraka added Shoto Todoroki.
Ochaco Uraraka added Jirou Kyoka.
Ochaco Uraraka added Denki Kaminari.
Ochaco Uraraka named this group GSA chat!
SATURDAY 1:32 PM
Ochako > to GSA chat!
Ochako
Hello everyone! Thank you for joining the Gender Sexualies Aliences club and welcome. I got your number from the form you all submitted in your application and thought it would be a good idea to create a group-chat. It’ll make GSA group activity planning easier! There are still a few people missing, I'll add them once I get a hold of their number.
Denki
Fuck yeah!
Eijiro
I’m so down for thissk,
Izuku
What a lovely idea!
Jirou
This is so sick!!
Mina
Oh my god :))) queer people !!!!!
Katsuki
Stfu
Shoto
That is a lot of people. Hello.
Ochako
It would be great if everyone could introduce themselves! Name, pronouns, identity, current major, what you’re hoping to find in GSA club activities, fun facts ect..
!Just what you are all comfortable sharing!
Izuku
Yes!
Ochako
I guess I should go first! Name is Ochako, she/her, I'm lesbian! I’m just looking forward to making queer friends outside of Zuku here. Oh also I'm studying astronomy. Fun fact: I'm scared of heights.
Izuku
I love youuuuu
Ochako
You go!
Izuku
Ok!
I’m Izuku, I'm bisexual and my pronouns are he/him. I’m studying astrophysics. Also looking forward to meeting queer people. Fun fact: I like superhero comic books.
Eijiro
Yoo!! Bakubro also loves those! I’m eijiro, he/him and queer, i stopped trying to find a label
Studying mechanics basically, excited to spend time with my kind of people aka gays. My fun fact is that i think crop tops are the manliest thing known to man
Mina
Crop tops are sooo manly! I'm Mina, I’m pan and trans, and i use she/they pronouns! :DDD
I'm majoring in arts and dance. Hoping to meet my future GF at GSA. Fun fact: my skin is almost pink-ish. Bakugou your turn!
Katsuki
Shut the fuck up.
It’s Katsuki. He/Him/His. Gay. Doing law and criminal justice. I don’t even wanna be here.
Izuku
You didn’t share a fun fact.
Katsuki
Fun fact: you can suck my massive cock
Izuku
Wow.
Denki
Ignore him. Heyaaaaa! I’m denki, he/him, bi and trans. I’m doing electrical engineering. Mainly looking to spend some quality time with the gays! Fun fact: When i was a kid i used to put my hand in wall sockets and would get electrocuted
Eijiro
It fried off some of his brain cells
Katsuki
He had none to begin with.
Jirou
Some of you guys know each other?
Eijiro
Yeah
Denki
Yeah!!!!
Katsuki
No.
Eijiro
Bro.
Denki
Dudue!
Katsuki
dude*
Jirou
Lol! Im Jirou, she/her, i’m bi, majoring in music and history :) Also just wanna know more queer people, fun fact: I play 6 instruments
Denki
that’s so fucking sick
Jirou
Thanks i try!
Shoto
I’m Shoto. I use he, and I'm gay & ace. I study psychology. Same reason as everyone else for joining. Fun fact: I am autistic. I hope that is a fun fact.
Izuku
Oh! Neurodivergent people rise! Hi! I have ADHD!
Shoto
I have risen.
Denki
Lmaoaododf
I also have ADHD
Mina
Undiagnosed as of rn but like, yeah, likely same. Hello fellow neurspicy people!!!
Izuku
Was that everyone?
Ochako
We’re missing two people but they only put down their email address on the form so for now that’s everyone! Nice to meet you all!
Eijiro
I just know this is gonna be great
Izuku
Samez
Katsuki
Same*
Izuku
Seriously?
Katsuki
Stfu
Izuku
Shut the frick up*
Katsuki
First of all, what are you? Twelve? Second of all, You wanna FUCKING GO?
Eijiro
Bro.
Izuku
He sure is explosive.
Shoto
Must be the massive cock.
Mina
Lmaodjkzjfen i cannot
Jirou
Wow shoto you’re a blessing.
Shoto
Thanks.
SATURDAY 3:02 PM
Izuku > to ‘chaco <3
Izuku
Did I say something wrong? Why is he being a doddle?
‘chaco <3
Izuku baby
Pls just say ass
U mean Bakugou?
Izuku
jerk*
And yeah
‘chaco <3
I’ll take it.
Idk he seems pretty shitty tbh, i don’t think he really wanted to join, his form was just a bunch of insults
Izuku
I gathered.. I didn’t mean to offend him.. I was just joking
‘chaco <3
Zu, don’t overthink it, he might just be an ass
Izuku
You’re probably right, he’s just mean!
‘chaco <3
I mean… you like them mean ;)
Izuku
DO NOT start!
SATURDAY 3:23 PM
Izuku > to GSA chat!
Izuku
I apologize if I offended you Bakugou. I was just joking!
Denki
Oh my god Izuku you are so precious pls
Eijiro
Dude you are so fineeee, bakubro is an ass but he’s a nice ass, like don’t take it to heart, he’s just joking!
Denki
He also has a nice ass :°)
Katsuki
wtf
Eijiro
Point is: he gets riled up easily
Shoto
I should probably not make another dick joke right now.
Katsuki
WHAT THE FUCK
stop talking about it, jesus keep my cock outta your mouth!
Shoto
Bakugou, I truly do not want your cock in my mouth.
Mina
I’m gona psis myselfnkjak
Jirou
I know this is a gay grouchat but i did not expect to talk about dick sm today
Izuku
I’m not complaining..
Ochako
I am!!!!!!! Boys keep ur penises out of this gc !!!!!
Eijiro
AGain i hate to repeat myself but I just know this is gonna be great
SUNDAY 11:23 pm
Denki > to GSA chat!
Denki
I have a life or death typa question.
Katsuki
Oi, dumbass, you better fucking not
Izuku
Are you alright??????
Denki
Kat, zip it
Bakugou here claims that pineapple does not belong on pizza
Mina
Are we seriously gonna start with this debate?
Jirou
I agree with mina, I think we women are above this
Mina
ily
Denki
HOWEVER. He is wrong. Those who believe he is wrong, please raise your hand.
Eijiro
Are u guys hanging out without me
Katsuki
He just showed up at my door
Denki
Those who believe he is wrong, please raise your hand.
Izuku
I
Denki
Izuku baby, marry me.
Katsuki
Wow so he’s a nerd and he has shitty taste
Izuku
Why are you speaking like I'm not here?
Shoto
I don’t mind pineapple on pizza.
Jirou
I know i said i was above this, but i just wanna make sure no one here believes i like hawaiian pizza
Shoto
What’s wrong with hawaiians?
Mina
Shoto you might just be the funniest person on this whole planet…:DDDD
Shoto
Thank you?
Izuku
Hawaiian pizza = pineapple pizza
Katsuki
Hawaiian pizza = shit
Izuku
You’re a real delight aren’t you
Katsuki
The fuck you just said to me?
Izuku
I didn’t say anything, we’re texting.
Eijiro
Oh boy.
Katsuki
Ho! Ho! The little shit talks back! i’m gonna kick your fucking ass
Shoto
Will you now?
Jirou
Wow, dinner and a show
Mina
You guys think he’s gonna kick his ass with his massive cock?
Denki
Dick talks hell yeah
Katsuki
Can you all drop the cock jokes or are we back in highschool?
Ochako
I am entertained
Izuku
Ocha? Some support please?
Ochako
Nah, you’re doing gr8 sweetheart
Eijiro
Bakubro, stop scaring people away
Katsuki
Stfu
Denki
Anyway, you all despoint me, ( not u Izuku ) pineapple pizza is superior
Izuku
<3
Ochako
No.
Mina
No.
Eijiro
No.
Shoto
I’m confused.
Izuku
Yes.
Ochako
Apart from dicks and pineapple pizza, is everyone attending tomorrow's first GSA meeting?
Campus is giving us snacks so I'm just trying to make sure we have enough for everyone.
Eijiro
Hell yeaaaaah
Shoto
I am attending.
Mina
Ofccccc i’m so excited
Katsuki
Yeah whatever
Denki
Duhhh, wouldn’t miss it
Jirou
Yes!! Might be 10 minutes late cause i have class on the arts campus just before
Izuku
I’m coming!
Katsuki
That’s what he said
Izuku
And you say i’m the twelve year old
Katsuki
stfu
Ochako
Great! Everyone is coming! See you all tomorrow :D
Izuku
Yay!
Denki
Fuck yeah, tommorow’s gonna be INSANE
Katsuki
Fucking kill me already
Eijiro
I can’t waiiiittt
MONDAY 4:32PM
Eijiro > to Best bakubro
Eijiro
So you like ‘em all scarred and green-haired huh
Best bakubro
Ei, istg shut the fuck up
Eijiro
I’m just saying you spent a long time staring at his arms….
Like you spent half of the meeting starring kind of long time
Best bakubro
Here we go
Eijiro
Bet you didn’t think he was cute
Best bakubro
He’s a nerd.
Eijiro
A hot nerd
Best bakubro
Are you done? I'll block you.
Eijiro
I’m hearing a lot of deflecting and not a whole lot of disagreeing...It’s fine, bro. I’m rooting for you.
Best bakubro
Bye
Eijiro
Oh wow you think he’s hot hot
Read 4:53pm
Eijiro
Super manly of youuuu
This message could not be delivered.
Eijiro
OH come on!!
This message could not be delivered.
MONDAY 5:28PM
Izuku > to ‘chaco <3
Izuku
Oh my GOD
‘chaco <3
I was waiting for this
Izuku
Have you seen him???
‘chaco <3
Yep, he’s a man
Izuku
Why did he have to be exactly my type? He’s a doodlehole!
‘chaco <3
I beg of you.
Izuku
*douchebag
‘chaco <3
I mean, aren’t assholes your type too
Izuku
….
‘chaco <3
He’s really not all that
Izuku
Oh my god i’m gonna ignore you just said that?
Have you seen him?????? I think that's the hottest man i’ve ever interacted with
‘chaco <3
I don’t see it but sure
Let it out buddy
Izuku
Have you seen his chest? Don't you know about the bisexual dilemma????
‘chaco <3
Here we go again
Izuku
Boobs vs Pecs
It’s like, the hardest choice
I can’t choose
‘chaco <3
I can, easily
I’m actually so grateful to our lord and savior that you finally dropped calling boobs 'breast, if i had to hear it one more time i think i genuinely would have killed myself
Izuku
‘Chaco, have you seen his chest!!!!
‘chaco <3
I was not looking tbfh
Izuku
His pecs are so big they literally could be breasts
‘chaco <3
Oh my fucking god
Izuku anything else i beg
Tiddies
Boobs
Boobies
Chest
Tits
Cherries even
Anything else please
Izuku
You’re missing the point
‘chaco <3
You wanna lick his nips we get it
Izuku
I hate your very much
‘chaco <3
So thats a yes?
Izuku
NO