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1. Marital Aids for the Eldritch Couple by kitkatkelly

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Dec 2024

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • He/Him Pronouns For Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • He/Him Pronouns For Crowley (Good Omens)
   • South Downs Cottage (Good Omens)
   • Established Relationship
   • Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens)
   • Ineffable Idiots (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale is "just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing" (Good Omens)
   • Roleplay
   • Sexual Roleplay
   • Anal Sex
   • Light Dom/sub
   • like extremely light
   • Fluff
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Sexual Humor
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Crowley Submits to the Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known (Good Omens)
   • we support aftercare for doms here
   • even silly ones
   • the author does not endorse the use of pitchforks as marital aids
   • doesn't everyone want footnotes in their porn

   Summary

   Aziraphale stopped his eager hand. “Ah-ah, now, I’m meant to be tempting you tonight. Remember, you’re an angel. The picture of goodness and innocence.” He grinned rather wickedly.

   Satan help him, there was a stirring beneath Crowley’s holy robes.

   “How about edelweiss? For our safety word.”

   The stirring flagged significantly.

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   Crowley and Aziraphale roleplay as an innocent angel and a big scary demon, respectively. Very silly, not-so-secretly sweet, accidentally sexy, and definitely cringeworthy.

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