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“Class 1-A”
Tenya Iida added Yuga Aoyama, Mina Ashido, Tsuyu Asui and 16 others
(15:50)
TenyaIida: Good Afternoon everyone! I apologize if being added to this chat is very sudden. I wanted to create this chat to message everyone about any important news, reminders, and updates! You can also just use this chat to get to know everyone! In addition, you can change your names, just make sure they’re appropriate! Thanks!
MinaAshido changed their name to ‘Alien Queen’
Alien Queen: Can we also change the chat name, it’s lowkey very boring tbh
TenyaIida: No.
Alien Queen: Damn, ur no fun class prez
(16:30)
IzukuMidoryia: this is so fun!! can we also change other people’s nicknames??
IzukuMidoryia: hold on.
IzukuMidoryia changed their name to ‘Deku’
Deku changed KatsukiBakugo’s name to ‘Kacchan’
Deku: yay, i figured it out!! (≧▽≦)
Kacchan: WHAT THE HELL
Kacchan: THAT IS NOT GOING TO BE MY NICKNAME FUCKFACE
Deku: aw:(
Kacchan changed their name to ‘Dynamight’
Dynamight: 🖕
Deku: you’re so mean Kacchan:(
Dynamight: shut the hell up you fucking loser bitch
OchakoUraraka: Insult Deku again Bakugo and I’ll float you all the way to the stratosphere
Dynamight: YOU WANNA FUCKING GO PINK CHEEKS??!
OchakoUraraka: YEAH LET’S GO
KyokaJiro changed their name to ‘Earphone Jack’
Earphone Jack : Can you shut up for 2 seconds?
Dynamight: fuck you 🖕🖕🖕
Earphone Jack: You guys are gonna give me a headache…
Dynamight: good.
TenyaIida: Bakugo, please stop bullying your classmates.
Dynamight: GROW THICKER SKIN FOUR EYES I AM NOT BULLYING ANYONE
Dynamite changed TenyaIida’s name to ‘Glasses’
Glasses: Very original.
Dynamite: i will literally kill you and your entire family
Deku: kacchan…
Deku: stop.
Dynamite: ...okay.
Dynamite: i am greatly sorry iida (and also jiro) for being an asshole. i have had a bad day but that doesn't excuse me taking it out on everyone else… is that good?
Deku: (◠ᴥ◕ʋ)♡ 👍
Earphone Jack: WHAT THE FUCK
DenkiKaminari changed their name to ‘Charger’
Charger: I think I just got whiplash from this conversation
Alien Queen: Mido, did you put a gun to Baku's head or smth???
Deku: i’m not answering that.
OchakoUraraka: Wait, why didn't I get an apology? :-|
Deku: sorry, kacchan can only apologize to two people per day max. check in tomorrow.
OchakoUraraka: OH COME ON IS IT REALLY THAT HARD TO APOLOGIZE TO SOMEONE????
Charger: He'd rather jump off a cliff then apologize to anyone tbh…
Earphone Jack: God, men and their giant fucking egos.
Charger: HEY
Earphone Jack: Not taking that back.
OchakoUraraka: Men…
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(17:20)
→ to: Kacchan ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ♡✧
Deku: u okay?
Kacchan ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ♡✧: what the fuck ever
Kacchan ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ♡✧: stop making everything a big deal, nerd. i’m not a sensitive bitch like you are
Deku: of course…
Deku: just looking out for you.
Kacchan ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ♡✧: i know
…
Kacchan ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ♡✧: can we have a movie night?
Deku: sure!!!
Deku: only me and you right?
Kacchan ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ♡✧: duh, idiot
Deku: (´∩｡• ᵕ •｡∩`)
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“Class 1-A”
(6:15)
RikidoSato changed their name to ‘Sweet Tooth’
Sweet Tooth: Good morning everyone! I made some dorayaki and brownies this morning. If anyone wants them they’re in the fridge top shelf :)
EijiroKirishima: WOO!! I knew waking up early this morning was a good idea!
Deku: mood.
Deku: touch more than two of those brownies kirishima and i’ll break your hands.
EijiroKirishima: Haha, wouldn’t dream of it dude
(9:00)
TsuyuAsui changed their name to Froppy
Froppy: Anyone else find Midoriya super scary? 0–0
Charger: Yep
HantaSero: For real
OchakoUraraka: Super scary and a cutie :3
Alien Queen: ^
ToruHagukure: ^
Charger: ^
Deku: haha…um…(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
Dynamite: WILL YOU FUCKERS (minus Deku) SHUT THE FUCK UP!!? I LITERALLY HATE ALL OF YOU 🖕
Charger: Geez, protective much?
Dynamite: kys
Charger: (￣^￣)ゞ
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(9:10)
→ to: Deku
Kacchan ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ♡✧: i will kill every single one of those extras i am serious
Deku: nooooo
Deku: think about ur hero license
Deku: also don’t tell ppl to kill themselves it’s rude
Kacchan ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ♡✧: FINE
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(9:15)
Dynamite: i didn’t mean that
Dynamite: don’t actually kys
Charger: Wasn’t planning on it Kacchan (･ω<)☆
Dynamite: THIN FUCKIN’ ICE
Alien Queen: Damn Mido didn’t even have to say anything for you to backtrack, I’m impressed
Dynamite: go fuck yourself
(12:20)
Charger: Guys
Charger: Do we have a test uh?? Like later today?
EijiroKirishima: Probably
Alien Queen: If you don't remember it, then it wasn't important ;)
Charger: Oh thank goodness ( ･ ᗜ ･ )
Charger: I defo didn't study at all
Dynamite: when does your dumbass ever remember to study anyway?
Charger: Mean:(
Dynamite: tough
(15:14)
EijiroKirishima: I think there might've been a test today bros…
HantaSero: No dip Kirishima
Glasses: Did you guys really forget a test worth 20% of our grade?
EijiroKirishima: 20%??!
EijiroKirishima: It's so jover
Charger: I HATE PRESENT MIC
Glasses: Please don't talk like that about our professors.
Dynamite: …
Alien Queen: BAHAAA CAN'T BELIEVE MR. I'M-SO-MUCH-BETTER-THAN-EVERYONE-ELSE FORGOT ABOUT A TEST LOL SUCK IT
Dynamite: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FORGOT TOO 🖕
Deku: …how did all of you forget about it? ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ
HantaSero: Poor time management
Charger: Uh, short term memory loss ╮(╯_╰)╭
EijiroKirishima: Mental health issues
Deku: wait, kirishima are u serious about that one?
EijiroKirishima: BYE
Deku: aw :-[
Alien Queen: I am literally crying I can't believe this
Alien Queen: Even Todoroki looked unprepared?? Did the teachers even inform us about this??
ShotoTodoroki: I was not unprepared.
Alien Queen: YES YOU WERE DON'T LIE
Alien Queen: The only ones who seemed prepared were Momo, Midoryia, and Iida what the fuck is going on I can't handle this???
Dynamite: I WAS NOT UNPREPARED
Dynamite: unlike all of you i actually study on a regular basis so i’ll get an amazing grade ANYWAY
Deku: you didn't study last night.
Deku: and the night before that. you totally forgot.
Dynamite: SHUR UP DEKU
Deku: shur
Dynamite: …
Alien Queen: Shur
Charger: Shur
HantaSero: Shur
OchakoUraraka: Shur LOL
Dynamite: STOP
Dynamite: I HATE ALL OF UOU!!!!!
OchakoUraraka: Uou
Dynamite: I'M GONNA CAVE IN YOUR FUCKING SKULL PINK CHEEKS
OchakoUraraka: Worth it
OchakoUraraka: 🏃
Deku: nooo guys don't fight (╯︵╰,,)
Dynamite: …okay
OchakoUraraka: Fine
Charger: simps
Dynamite: 3
Charger: WAIT WAIT
Dynamite: 2
Charger: MIDO SAID NO FIGHTING
Charger: MIDO
Dynamite: that nerd isn't going to save you pretty boy
Dynamite: 1
Charger: NOOO
Alien Queen: Lol rip
Alien Queen: Also wow Bakugo called u a pretty boy that's hilarious
Deku: :(
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(15:50)
→ to: KirishimaU^ｪ^U
Midoryia: are u okay kirishima? :(
Midoryia: u can talk to me, y'know?
KirishimaU^ｪ^U: I'm fine
KirishimaU^ｪ^U: Don't bother w/ me
Midoryia: it's not a bother. i'm always here to provide any help for my classmates
Midoryia: i can help u study if u want?
KirishimaU^ｪ^U: Thanks bro
KirishimaU^ｪ^U: Common room @19:00?
Midoryia: sure! see u there (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)
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(15:58)
→ to: Kacchan ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ♡✧
Deku: hey.
Deku: i’m going to be helping kirishima out with studying tonight. wanna join?
Kacchan ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ♡✧: what time?
Deku: 19:00
Kacchan ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ♡✧: okay
Kacchan ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ♡✧: if either of you get too fucking annoying i'm leaving
Deku: ^^
Kacchan ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ♡✧: …
Kacchan ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ♡✧: we should probably bring dunce face and raccoon eyes too
Deku: aww, look at you. caring about ur friends.
Deku: but that's fine! see you (´∩｡• ᵕ •｡∩`)♡
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(19:20)
Earphone Jack: @Deku, @Dynamite, @EijiroKirishima, @Charger, @Alien Queen Can y'all keep it down?
Earphone Jack: I can literally hear you from the third floor
Charger: …Y'all?
Charger: What are you, American?
Earphone Jack: That's besides the point. Keep it down, I can feel my ears bleeding
Alien Queen: Weak
Dynamite: weak
Dynamite: DAMNIT PINKIE YOU STOLE MY LINE
Alien Queen: Ur so predictable lol
Glasses: I agree with Jiro, please be a little quieter. It's disturbing my peace.
Earphone Jack: AHAHAHA YES CLASS PREZ AGREES WITH ME GET FUCKED
Glasses: ….why are you all like this?
(21:47)
HantaSero: WAIT
HantaSero: @Dynamite why didn't u invite me to study sesh?
Dynamite: because i hate you and your annoying ass baby voice. all you do is whine like a little fucking bitch everytime i try to help you with anything slightly difficult for your microscopic brain.
HantaSero: Wow
HantaSero: Can't believe I'm the lowest on the totem pool of our friend group. F
Dynamite: yeah, and an f is what you'll be getting on all your tests from now on 🖕
Charger: lol, roasted
HantaSero: THIS IS FAVORITISM WHY DID KAMINARI GET HELP BUT NOT ME???
HantaSero: HE'S JUST AS ANNOYING!!!
Dynamite: i tolerate him more
Dynamite: also i hate you, as i've already said.
Deku: no he doesn't, we just forgot to invite you sero. i apologize.
Dynamite: THAT'S A LIE HE JUST WANTS TO SPARE YOUR SISSY ASS FEELINGS
HantaSero: I'M NOT A SISSY
Dynamite: yes, you are. admit it right now
HantaSero: HOMOPHOBE
Dynamite: EXCUSE ME???
Alien Queen: Guys the girls are fighting
Charger: Can't believe you're a homophobe Kacchan :-[
Dynamite: I’M NOT HOMOPHOBIC SHUT UP
ShotoTodoroki: Uh, what's a sissy? What does this have to do with homosexuality? I'm confused.
Dynamite: STAY OUTTA THIS ICYHOT THEY'RE BEING IDIOTS
HantaSero: Homophobe
Dynamite: @Deku help me out here
Deku: sorry kacchan u dug ur own grave
Dynamite: TRAITOR
Dynamite: I'M NOT BEING HOMOPHOBIC Y'ALL ARE SO SENSITIVE!!!!
Alien Queen: The more you talk the more look bad Bakubabe
Earphone Jack: Ofc the CisHet man is homophobic
Dynamite: …
Dynamite: i hate all of you
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(22:10)
→ to: Deku
Kacchan ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ♡✧: i hate you
Kacchan ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ♡✧: no more movie nights
Deku: (╯︵╰,)
Deku: i'm sorry i just didn't want to get involved.
Kacchan ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ♡✧: SORRY MY ASS YOU ABANDONED ME
Kacchan ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ♡✧: you literally said “u dug ur own grave”??
Kacchan ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ♡✧: can't believe this
Deku: okay ur being dramatic.
Deku: i just didn't want to out you jesus christ.
Kacchan ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ♡✧: what the fuck ever
…
Kacchan ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ♡✧: you're right
Kacchan ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ♡✧: i'm sorry for yelling at you
Kacchan ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ♡✧: come to my room
Deku: okay ♡
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