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[Agent Van Pelt has created the chat: CBI Team Groupchat]
Agent Van Pelt has added 4 members: Agent Rigsby, Agent Cho, +2 more
2:51 pm
Agent Van Pelt: Hello! I created this group chat so that we can communicate more easily as a team :)
Agent Rigsby: That’s a great idea, Grace!
Agent Lisbon: Was this officially sanctioned by Bertram?
Agent Van Pelt: Not… technically, but really, wouldn’t he be glad that we’re coming up with more efficient ways to communicate with each other?
Agent Lisbon: Right, that sounds just like him.
Patrick Jane: w ats tgis
Agent Cho: You really thought Jane would be able to use an online groupchat?
Patrick Jane: rudw
Agent Van Pelt: @Patrick Jane I’m coming! I’ll teach you how to use the keyboard.
Patrick Jane: olat
Patrick Jane: ilay
Patrick Jane: ikay
Patrick Jane: hiw do ypu usr yhis thu g
Agent Lisbon: Just wait for her to come to you, Jane.
Agent Rigsby: That’s super kind of you, Grace :)
Agent Van Pelt: Thanks Wayne!
Agent Van Pelt: I found Jane, talk later!
Agent Rigsby: Bye! Good luck!
Agent Cho: Flirt somewhere else.
Agent Rigsby: I- What?!
3:14 pm
Agent Rigsby: So how do you change the nicknames on this thing?
Agent Lisbon: Rigsby, no.
Agent Rigsby: Found it!
Agent Rigsby has changed their nickname to Rigs
Rigs has changed Agent Van Pelt’s nickname to Grace
Rigs has changed Agent Cho’s nickname to Deathstare
Rigs has changed Patrick Jane’s nickname to Technophobe
Rigs: …Boss?
Agent Lisbon: Why do I bother?
Agent Lisbon: Go ahead. Don’t make it something stupid.
Rigs: Yes!
Rigs: I mean, you got it boss.
Rigs has changed Agent Lisbon’s nickname to Boss
Rigs: So…?
Boss: …
Boss: It’s not awful. Finish your paperwork on our latest bust, I know it’s still sitting in the pile on your desk.
Rigs: Right! On it, boss o7
4:03 pm
Grace: Alright, try now Jane
Grace: Woah, who changed our nicknames?
Deathstare: Rigsby.
Deathstare: …Acceptable.
Technophobe: whats mine
Technophobe: realky? technophove?
Grace: You’re not exactly proving your point there, Jane
Technophobe: words hurt, grave
Technophobe: grace
Rigs: Even knowing that you’re, well, a technophobe, it’s still weird to see you talking with terrible grammar
Technophobe: im not talking, rigsvy
Technophobe: how can can ypu all type so neatly? this tiny lirtle screen makes it near imposdible
Boss: It’s called practice, Jane.
Boss: Something you would have if you didn’t avoid computers at every chance you got.
Grace: If you just keep doing it, you’ll have it down in no time :)
Technophobe: your positivity os noted ans appreciated, grace
Rigs: Yeah, I always appreciate your positivity too :)
Deathstare: He means her positivity towards his lack of typing skills.
Rigs: Oh
Rigs: Which I obviously knew!
Rigs: I was just saying that I also appreciate her positivity towards Jane’s inability to type!
Deathstare: Right.
Technophobe: hey, im right here you know
6:37 pm
Grace: Alright! Who’s ready to hit the bar for some case-closed drinks?
Rigs: Count me in!
Deathstare: I’ll be there.
Boss: I just need to finish up some paperwork, I’ll be there soon.
Technophobe: not really for me, you guts gave fun though
Technophobe: gus habe*
Technophobe: guys have*
Rigs: There you go
Grace: Are you sure? It’ll be fun
Technophobe: ehh i dont feel like a drunk
Technophobe: drink*
Rigs: Suit yourself
6:58 pm
Boss: I’m heading out now, don’t burn the office down.
Technophobe: i woukd never
Boss: Tell that to the guys in Janitorial that had to clean up after your stunt last month.
Technophobe: it wss to catch a killer! it worked, didnt it?
Boss: Just don’t do anything that I’m gonna have to hear about in a report on my desk in the morning. Or in a phone call at 3 am.
Technophobe: you wound me, lisbon
Technophobe: if i was going to do something like that, i wouldnt get caught