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Nine things about being brought back from the dead:
1) You will be cold
2) You will wake up screaming, they all do.
3) Your entire body will throb, the pain will eventually subside; being brought back is never a painless task
4) Do not get up immediately, you will be nauseous and your body will need time to readjust to this realm.
5) Ask for more blankets, you will feel very cold.
6) You will not remember how you died, do not ask
7) Do not ask the practitioner how they performed the ritual, this is considered bad luck and you will not last long
8) Your loved ones will be ecstatic to have you back, consider this a blessing.
9) Thank the practitioner and let them be on their way, if they do not look you in the eye consider this a bad omen...
“I’m Tom, your boyfriend.”