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Twelve Days of Lucemond
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Each of them handsome, wi—

Summary:

Aemond tries, but fails, to make a toast to his nephews

Notes:

For @lcmdevents Day 6: Six kin a-battling - Final tribute. To the health of my nephews: Jace, Luke and Joffrey. Each of them handsome, wi—

(Sorry about drawing out of order, the idea came to me after I finished Day 7 but I couldn’t complete this in time.)

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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Aemond Targaryen: Final tribute. To the health of my nephews: Jace, Luke and Joffrey. Each of them handsome, wi—

Luke: You think I am handsome?!
Aemond: What.

Luke: Rhaena, Jace, Joff, Prince Aemond thinks I am handsome!
Aemond: I was not done yet.

Luke: Qȳbor, I… I… I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE HANDSOME TOO! THE MOST HANDSOME OF ALL OF US! >///<
Aemond: You did? Wait, this isn’t what I meant.

VIserys: Oh this is wondrous news! My son and grandson have healed this family divide. I shall hereby announce the marriage of Aemond Targaryen and Lucerys Velaryon.
Aemond: What?!
Luke: Thank you grandsire!

Aemond: … You did this deliberately, you bastard.
Luke: Is that anyway to talk to your WISE husband, valzȳrys?

Notes:

Epilogue:
Jacaerys: You know, he clearly meant to mock us with that toast.
Lucerys: Well it’s a good thing I stopped him.
Jacaerys: And he called Joffrey and me handsome too.
Lucerys: GET YOUR OWN BETROTHED THIS ONE IS MINE.

 

Alicent: You could have told us that you were planning to propose to Lucerys. Did you fear I would not give you permission? Your happiness is all that matters to me, Aemond.
Aegon: Aw mother, you know him. Aemond LOOOOOVES his dramatics.
Aemond: *softly* I should have called them strong to begin with. Why didn’t I call them strong right away.