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PUSH IT DOWN FAGGOT 𝘍𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘴𝘪

Summary:

Two men fall in loveeeeeee, but OH NO!!!!!!! something terrible happens and HOMOPHOBIA AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHH!!!
IDK HOW TO MAKENIT SAY ITS NOT FINISHED THIS ISNT FINISHED YET

 

(Disclaimer)
THIS IS ALL SATIRE

Ok wait I realized that In The 80s ford was 30 so it’s the 70s actually oops

Notes:

First chapter of push it down FAGHOT featuring Msi!!! Me and my friends woooorkes aooo hard on this
Please enjoy !

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

Stanford Pines was in love with this guy he met at a convention named Fiddleford.
It was just something about his skinny ass that lit like a fire or some shit in his soul and he REALLY LOVED THIS TWINK!!!!!

But,,,,,his brother Stanley,,,,,,,,,was HOMOPHOBIC!!!! AND KNEW OF HIS BROTHERS HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCY AND WANTED HIM TO DIE!!!!
So he (Stanley) planned on telling their ALSO HOMOPHOBIC father the news TODAY…

A few hours before Stanley planned to out Stanford to their father, Stanford rushes into Stan’s room in PANIC!!

“Stanley, you can’t do this! Dad will BEAT ME!!!!!!!!!!”, says Stanford in ANGUISH!
“I don’t care, you fruit! Dad deserves to know you’re a FAGGOT!!!”, Stanley exclaims.

Stanford panics, STANLEY JUST WOULDN'T BUDGE!!! “Stan, you gotta’ listen to me, YOU CAN’T TELL DAD!!! How about we take this outside and talk??”
Stanley thinks, GLARING at stanford.. “I guess, you fruit…..” He says, and they both walk outside.

Stanley walks just a little too close to the road, crossing his arms and fully facing Stanford.
“I just can't BELIEVE you'd be a stupid boy kiss kisser.” He spits out, venom in his tone.

Stanford steps closer, warily watching as cars pass behind Stanley, it's hard to focus when his brother's life is in danger. He tried to speak in an attempt to calm Stanley.
“Just listen for a second.”
Stanley shakes his head, taking a further step back, his face curled into a sneer. “Don't even get closer.”

Stanford’s steps falter, before he sighs. “Don't tell me you'd destroy our bond over something like sexuality?”

Stanley doesn't respond, his feet carrying him into the road without realizing the car speeding towards him.

Before they could even take notice, in the blink of an eye,,, ‘VROOOM!!!’ a car speeds by and crashes straight into Stanley, slamming him down onto the concrete.

Stanford panics. “STANLEY!” He runs off into the road, grabbing Stanley. He sobs.

The car slows down, and parks in the middle of the road. A person walks out of the car, they had short hair. “Why is my car smoking..?” They said, Stanford looks at Stanley’s unconscious face, blood trailing down his chin. If the person looked closely, they could faintly see Stanley's hand twitching.

Stanford starts to cry, he yells out to the person. “Please help me! Call 911!!”
“What’s the number?” The brunette asks. “I’m just teasing!!😛😛😛”. They dial the number and soon the police and ambulance pulled up.

The entire time, Stanford felt as if he was stuck in a haze, everything moved slowly as he watched his brother get pulled away on a stretcher. It took him a moment to realize that the Brunette was giving their statement to the police nearby, but by that point he was already inside the ambulance.

—————later at the hospital————-

Stanford was bawling his eyes out afraid he had caused horrible irreversible damage to his twin brother. The tears continue to pour,his emotions overwhelming him and flooding his thought.but at that moment HIS DAD WLKED INTO THE ROOM!!!!!!

“What a horrible use of my sperm…..”filbrick crossed his arms while stepping closer the the hospital bed that stanley had been laid out on.
“DO YOU THINK WE HAVE MONEY YOU FAT BITCH!!” He started shaking Stanley’s unconscious body around in anger. Stanford was SO SCARED!!! he screamed at his father

“STOP!!!!!STOP!!!!!YOU’RE GOING TO HURT HIM!!!” He cried loudly at his father. This is what made filbrick stop, he let go of Stanley, letting him slam back onto the bed with a bounce. His father looked at him annoyed but quietly walked out of the room after.

Stanford then walked up the Stanley’s bed and held his fat fucking hand god he was so fat, and cried harder
“Stanley,……..I’m so sorry Stanley…….if only I wasn’t gay….” Stanford could not take the guilt anymore and ran out of the room breaking down on the floor sobbing while nurses and doctors passed him confused
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Stanford could NOT believe his brother got hit by a car and was so really sad about this you guys he was like really sad you know

Stanford later in his bed feeling drained from the entire day and turned on some Mitski and CRIED!!!
“I BET ON LOOOOOSSING DOOOGGSSS” he sand while crying a bu ch of spit when my everywhere eww
Then stanford stomach rumbled and he paused the music. With a sigh he exited his room and headed down the stairs of his home

In the kitchen his mother was standing in there probably getting ready for dinner or lunch or some shit. What time is it???? Ok whatever stanford thought he tried sneaking past her to grab some chips but then

*CREEEEEAK*

“…..boy…I can hear your fatass creaking on the floorboards…” his mother said coldly
Stanford sighed and stopped trying to sneak past and just walked up the pantry to grab chips

Before he could make his escape back up into his room his mother SUDDENLY FLIPPED AROUND!!!
“Stanford…….can I ask you something….” Stanford swallowed suddenly his mouth Wa dry!!!!
“I-Uhm ok,,,,,,” he said quirky
“Ford…………are you….ga-“
STANFORD COULDN’T BARE TO LISTEN HE BOLTED UP THE STAIRS TO HIS ROOM HE COULDN’T MET HIS MOTHER MNOW HIS SECRET!!!

Caryn watched this all and sighed with disappointment “ofc he is woman….”

Back up in stanfords room he slammed his door and locked it!!! He got a little sad but then ran over to a desk and pulled out his 80s phone and dialed some numbers

“What’s up, this is fiddleford” Stanford suddenly calmed down his muscles relaxed at the voice of his hot TWINK boyfriend
“H-hi fiddleford…….” Stanford said, his voice still hoarse from the crying
“…..stanford are you ok,,,,,,,,”
Fiddleford was concerned at the cracks in fords voice, and worried something horrible had happened
“Oh…Uhm….my brother got hit by a car….” He said quieter
“WHAT!!!! OH MY GOODNESS IS HE OKAY!!!!” Fiddleford screamed into the phone which made stanford flinch

“Yeah but…….he was about to tell my dad that I wa-“ stanford was cut off by banging at his door
“HOW DARE YOU SLAM DOORS UNDER MY ROOF!!!! OPEN TGIS DOOR IMMEDIATELY!!”Filbrick was BANGING on stanford's door loudly it sounded like he was going to punch it down with how loud it was
“FIDDLEFORD HELP MY DAD IS HONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA ME!” Stanford screamed into the phone
Fiddleford was suddenly filled with panic scared for his alpha “U-UHM JUST-“ suddenly stanford shrieked

FILBRICK PUNCHED A HOLE IN STANFORDS DOOR AND STARTED REACHING DOR THE HANDLE ON THE I SIDE!!!!
“IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU BOY” STANFORD WAS LITERALLY SOOOO SCARED OH MY GOOOD AND THE. FILLBRICK SLAMMED THE DOOR OPEN IT COULDVE COME OFF ITS HINGES HE MARCHED OVER TO STANFORD AND OUNCHED HIM!!

“IOOOOOOOOWCHH OOOOOOOOWOWWWW” stanford exclaimed while fiddleford was lowkey freaking out on the phone
“WY ARE YOU SLAMMING DOORS IN MY HOUSE BOY?” Filbrick SPAT in fords face as he spoke grabbing onto his wrist
“I-I DONT KNOW IM S-SORRY SIR!!!!!!!” Stanford CRIED OUT, tears falling down his fave once again
This ENRAGED fillbrick he pulled died out of his room and dragged him to the stairs

“STOP SQUIRMING YOU RAT!!!” Fors pulled on the harsh grasp of his father when suddenly
“AHHHHHH!!!!!”

FILBRICK FELL DOWN THE STAIRS OH MY FOD!!!!
caryn rushed to the scene
“OH MY GOD FILBRICK!!! STANFORD WHAT HAPPENED”but stanford tan he RAN down the stairs he RAN out the door and He RAN as far as he could.he was so scared he couldn’t take it anymore!!!

Notes:

More chapters to come!🤑

People that worked on this shout out!
- Alanah for fixing the some of the pacing

- caitlyn for writing good drama

- fernanda being gay AND fixing grammar

-ME!(finn) coming up with this lovely idea

- all of us for writing each part collectively!