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An Unspecified Number of Completely Normal, Utterly Unremarkable Weeks Aboard the Federation Starship Anaximander, Circa 2382 by PunishedPyotr
Fandoms: Star Trek: Lower Decks (Cartoon)
22 Dec 2024
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“This is all your fault!!”
Garak sniffed, performatively wounded. “Captain,” he said, “I am but a hapless victim of circumstance, merely reacting to-“
“You changed Dr. Bashir’s code to make him better at sex and he’s a borderline psychotic asshole now,” William said, throwing his hands up in frustration, “and you convinced Ensign Kim he’s pregnant just to prove some insane point that nobody asked about! I hope you’re fucking pleased with yourself!”
“Oh, captain,” Garak said with a slow grin, “believe me, I am.”