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Gosha: What's this crap I've been hearing about Link-Pendulum summoning?
Legoshi: Link and Pendulum Summoning. They're two entirely different things.
Gosha: And I thought Synchro and Xyz were a pain in the you-know-what... can't believe I used to play this broken, convoluted mess of a game! Back in my day, all you had to worry about was getting Yata-locked.
Legoshi: [Here we go again...].
Gosha: Don't even get me started on the whole Destroy/Negate argument! (Mimics some rando). "MST doesn't negate!" Doesn't negate my a--posterior!
Legoshi: You can curse in front of me, Grandpa. I don't mind.
Gosha: I have to set a good example.
Legoshi: I'm seventeen years old. I'm not gonna go around cursing like there's no tomorrow just because I heard you.
Gosha (stern): Four words: KB Toys, July 2004.
Legoshi (cringes like there's no tomorrow): Not that s--crap again!
Gosha: I can still see all those angry looks in my nightmares! They were judging us. I swear, that leopard lady in the frilly dress was undressing me with her eyes, like that cute bunny girl did to you!
Legoshi: How do you even know that!? Have you been spying on me!?
Gosha: I can neither confirm nor deny that. Now about that cocktail dress...
Legoshi: [I knew I should've let that ursine woobie eat me].