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As Santa’s elf, Goro has to work with children, most of which are snotty-nosed brats with equally bratty parents. He has to wear uncomfortable elf ears to pair with his slutty elf dress. But the worst part of this job has to be the main attraction: the sleazy mall Santa he’s been paired with. Akira Kurusu, who is currently late and missing in action while Goro is stuck with a horde of kids who want nothing more than to go home, and angry parents who glare at Goro like he personally caused a meteor to hit earth and wipe out humanity as they know it.
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AKA a fic about sleazy mall Santa Akira who really isn't that sleazy, and mall elf Goro who wants nothing more than to see this man get hit by a car.