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NEVER CHECK ISAGI YOICHI’S DMS AT 3AM(GONE WRONG)(GONE SEXUAL)(COPS CALLED)

Summary:

A little glimpse into Isagi’s messages

Blocked Number  (Hiori)

Kaisagi, 30000 words, enemies to lovers, slowburn

WAIT SORRY DONT BLOCK ME PLEASE IM SORRY….


 

Or: Who knew becoming the captain of the football club would cause this many problems?

Chapter 1: I hope you’re okay

Notes:

Introduction chapter 1

Chapter Text

Isagi Yoichi 


10+ new messages 

 


Unknown ID (Kaiser)

Heard you’re failing German Yoichi…


Unknown ID  (Ness)

sich umbringen!


Nagi  (Nagi)

venmo me 70 dollars

sry that was 4 reo


Blocked Number  (Hiori)

Kaisagi, 30000 words, enemies to lovers, slowburn

WAIT SORRY DONT BLOCK ME PLEASE IM SORRY….


 

Bachira 🐝💖  (Bachira)

Isg! My monster is telling me we should summon a friend for it!


Chigiri  (Chigiri)

You're in miss Anri’s literature class right?

can you ask her which brand of shampoo she uses?


unknown ID (charles)

bonjour!

https://youtu.be/WePNs-G7puA?si=teHda4cpd1DGADdb

Niko said u were a chill guy 😈😈


Niko?  (Niko)

sorry ur now responsible for the french transfer student thanks in advance 


 

Unknown ID

Heard you’re failing german yoichi 

 

I don’t even take german?

 

yk I can help you right <3

oh.

stay away from me who even are you

 

Im Kaiser?

that freaky blonde dude gave me ur number

 

contact renamed to German Rat

WHO THE FUCK??

 


2nd year Football club (Isagi, Chigiri, Kunigami, Bachira, Nagi, Reo (+3 others)

Chigiri: @ Isagi

 


Monday 3:30pm


2nd year football club

 

Chigiri: @Isagi

why aren’t you replying to my dms


Isagi: Do i have to ask? I feel like it’d be awkward 

 

Chigiri: It won’t and ur the only person I can ask because you’re the only person ik that’s in her literature class

i mean there’s shidou but he’s a bit strange

iykyk

 

Reo: Isn’t shidou a third year? What’s he doing in Isagi’s class?

 

Chigiri: oh he got held back

you didn’t know?

 

Reo: But he’s in Ness’ PE class?

 

Chigiri: Oh it’s only for some classes and Isagi’s current class is for the slow kids

 

Isagi: that’s literally not true??

 

Chigiri: Well maybe you shouldn’t have failed that test if you didn’t want to be moved down a class 😒

 

Nagi: That test was so ez :X

 

Reo: Wasn’t Isagi the only person who failed?

 

Bachira: Isg!! We miss you :(, Ego’s class used to be so fun with you!! 


Isagi: IM NOT EVEN IN BOTTOM SET??

its not my fault you guys are so smart 

also Bachira how did you get like a 90% on that test?? You didn’t even study??

 

Bachira: My monster told me which answers to pick during multiple choice :3

 

Isagi: ok wtf

also there’s a bunch of weird people texting me 

does anyone know who this is?

 

Isagi has sent one screenshot

Unknown ID: sich umbringen!

 

Chigiri: LMAOO WHY ARE THEY SPEAKING GERMAN 😭😭

 

Reo: Oh I think that’s Ness

 

Isagi: Who?

 

Bachira: That magenta haired guy that always follows Kaiser around

yk the one that barked at you this morning

 

Isagi: oh 

 

Chigiri: HELP I PUT THAT IN THE TRANSLATOR HE TOLD YOU TO KYS 😭

 

Reo: Deserved 

Ness is such a nice guy wtf did you even do to him Isagi 

everyone he hates probably deserves it

and tbh I can see why he would hate you 

 

Isagi: NOTHING?? I DONT EVEN KNOW THE GUY??

WE INTERACTED ONCE?

 

Hiori: ISAGI WHY DID YOU BLOCK ME

 

Isagi: I UNBLOCKED YOU WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

 

Hiori: DONT DO THAT AGAIN

 

Isagi: WELL THEN MAYBE STOP WRITING FANFICTION ABOUT ME??

 

Hiori: FINE

 

Isagi: ALSO BACHIRA WHY DID you give my number to Kaiser

 

Bachira: I didn’t?

 

Isagi: But he said freaky blonde dude?

 

Bachira: You think im a freak?? :(

 

Isagi: NO NO NO NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT BACHIRA IM SORRY

 

Nagi: He prolly meant shidou (-_-;)

 

Isagi: I don’t even have his number tho?

 

Nagi: Idk