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golly what a spirit (you can only hear it down on whickber street) by ineffabildaddy for omens_for_ophelia
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
30 Dec 2024
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Summary
Crowley burst out of the bathroom and flew down the spiral staircase. What the fuck was happening to her?
Maybe Aziraphale would know. Maybe it would make total sense to him that she had woken up with the pointed ears, enlarged eyes, tinted cheeks and delicate hands of a Christmas elf.
Or: It's December, a year and a half after the Armageddon that wasn't, and Crowley and Aziraphale share a life of romantic domesticity. Christmas is almost upon them and Crowley notices that Aziraphale is completely lacking his usual sense of Christmas Spirit. In hopes of rectifying this, Crowley buys a potion from Anathema that allegedly guarantees to get the drinker feeling Christmassy.
She and Aziraphale both drink the potion before going to bed, and when Crowley wakes up the next morning, she has undergone an unwelcome transformation. Aziraphale has experienced some changes, too, and suddenly he's desperate to make up for lost time delivering presents and making festive preparations.
Crowley didn't exactly sign up to be Sexy Santa's Little Helper this Christmas Eve, but if it makes Aziraphale happy, then she'll gladly play along.
Series
- Part 2 of sam's ineffable sex pollen