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Unnamed - 10:32
bachira!!: hi guys!!!
isagi: what is this?
bachira!!: a group chat!
bachira!!: professor ego decided a class group chat would be good for our class chemistry, whatever that means
bachira!!: so i volunteered to make it :3
Karasu: Mf this is soccer club not science club
niko: errm actually, it’s football, not soccer 🤓
Karasu: Yeah yeah bangs boy same difference
chigiri: this was created like two minutes ago and there’s already something happening
niko: bold of u to comment ab my hair when u got an axe for a head 🤣🤣 do u put a giant protractor up to ur head every morning u wake up??
chigiri: oh NAHH
isagi: me personally…!
otoya: dawg two and a half minutes and bird boy got shut down
Karasu: Stfu womanizer
chigiri: ladies!! one at a time
otoya: aha we talkin about the ladies? why can’t you come be my lady instead?
chigiri: ..
niko: oh ewwww getcho ass out of heree
isagi: I hate to agree with him but I agree that was NOT smooth
otoya: ok LOOK that’s bc y’all r boys and my rizz isn’t meant for boys
otoya: chigiri is the closest thing i have for a girl here i gotta take my shot 😮💨
otoya: if i don’t have get another girlfriend i’m gonna hit girls up on tinder and we do NOT need to see me go down that road
Karasu: Hate to break it to you but the road you’re on already ain’t looking good ma boy
otoya: damn it
Unnamed - 13:01
kurona: hello, hello?
isagi: KURONNANNANNAAAAAA HIIIIIIII
yo: hii!
kurona: isagi!! hiori!! hi, hi!
Kaiser: Mir ist dieser gruppenchat gerade erst aufgefallen?
isagi. EWUH.
yo: oh!
isagi: who the fuck let this RAT in here.
Kaiser: Your boyfriend
isagi: he’s not my
isagi: i don’t even wanna hear that shit coming from the guy who has a literal discord e kitten
kurona: 🫢
isagi: i’m sorry please look away this is going to get really ugly
Kaiser: Only ugly thing to see here is you tbh
isagi is typing…
yo: why would you say that?
yo: now he’s going to say something that’ll get him in detention
kurona: detention?
yo: professor ego is in this group chat too
yo: i don’t think that’ll stop isagi though 😅
nanase: hellooo!!! I just saw this group chat!
nanase: is isagi giving me a super
nanase: nvm just read what kaiser sent
isagi: fucking ugly bitchass asswipe micheal kaiser more like micheal cancer you can pass off as fucking bald with the amount of forehead that’s sticking out of that mop you call hair i could pull on those twin rat tails and they’d probably fall right out you would easily win the keep it undercover trend on tiktok and that is not a compliment get a better haircut before you try talking about me next time fucking whore.
nanase: HELLOOOOO WHAT DID I OPEN THIS GC UP JUST TO SEE THIS 😭😭🙏
yo: i’m just relieved he didn’t say a slur in allat
yo: do you think professor ego will get mad?
nanase: mmayyyybe?????
replying to yo: professor ego is in…
isagi: WHATCTHE FUDK WHY DID NO ONE TEKL ME BEFORNE ENOKBOBOBOBOBONONONO I O PPSSAAAAAASE DONT KICK ME OIT OF THE CLUB I BEED THIS GUYS
isagi: also hii nanase i would tots give you a super cool greeting message but i’m trying to figure out how to delete messages right now
isagi: @bachira!! PLEASE HELPEO MEMOIT
nanase: it’s aight! don’t worry bout it bro
nanase: also, why are you tagging bachira? 🤔
kurona: he’s the owner, owner
kurona: so he has admin
yo: i would think professor ego would have admin…
Unnamed - 13:47
bachira!!: OMG SORRY YOICHAN I FELL ASLEEP IN ENGLISH!!
Rensuke: Tomorrow’s positions in club practice have been posted!
Rensuke: I’ll keep you guys posted on club updates, so don’t worry about looking there yourselves.
chigiri: you’re a saint ren ty
chigiri: oh, isagi won’t like this…
bachira!!: oh no!!
bachira!!: it’s okay tho, i get center forward 😝
Karasu: Mmm not emo boy? I’m shocked
chigiri: “emo boy”?
Karasu: You know who I mean
bachira!!: uhh
chigiri: BAHAHAHA LMFAI HES GONNA KILL U
bachira!!: who???!
chigiri: i’ll tell you when after school helpppp
bachira!!: kk!
Unnamed - 15:26
isagi: WHY AM I DEFENDER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
chigiri: ultimate crash out 😭
isagi: IF I CURSE OUT EGO WILL HE PUT ME BACK ON ATTACK??
chigiri: he’s immune to you, did you forget?
chigiri: remember what happened last time..
isagi: ok stop i deserved what happened that day
isagi: but i don’t deserve being defender bc i was a little mean to
isagi: to
chigiri: kaiser?
isagi: GAAGAGAGGGGAGAGAGAGAGAANABGDJDJNWNQ W. WNANAKKNO.
gagamaru: wuLf. y?
chigiri: not you gagamaru 😭
chigiri: i’m shocked you even own a phone
isagi: dmaf and never mention that THING’s name in my presence again or i’m going to get violent!!
isagi: thanks!
chigiri: o-oh.. roger!
gagamaru: jjjjjjjjjjjjkkkkjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjdwfwdwdwdd
Unnamed - 17:22
Rin: which lukewarm put me in fucking midfield.
Rin: if you think I’m demoting myself to a spot that my brother plays in, you have another thing coming.
Karasu: “don’t let me catch you doing that again” ahh 🤣🤣
niko: nahh jit tripping
Rin: who assigned me midfield.
Karasu: Pretty sure Ego manages team practice and the positions
Rin: …
RYUSEI: YOOO WHAT IS UPPP GANGG 🔥🔥🔥
Rin: OH MY GOD
Rin: WHO LET THE MF ROACH IN HERE BRUH
Karasu: Didn’t think I’d ever see rin using bruh
RYUSEI: HEY UNDERLASHES JUNIOR
RYUSEI: hot damn this gc is boring as shit let me change y’all’s names for ya!
Rin: don’t you fucking dare.
RYUSEI has changed 10+ names.
RYUSEI has changed the group chat name: BLUE LOCK GOONERS 😈
RYUSEI: Haa much better
RYUSEI: @everyone GET ONLINE YALL GOT NEW NAMES
nikocado avocado: BRUV AINT NO WAYY 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Ka-CAW BITCH: I think I understand isagi now I was boutta start yapping my ass off 💀
RYUSEI: it’s better than whatever you had earlier
RYUSEI: SNOOOZE FEST oi @Underlashes Junior where’s sae??
RYUSEI: my baby daddy sae 🤤🤤🤤
nikocado avocado: your WHAT
Underlashes Junior: GTFO
Underlashes Junior: YOU WHORE SAE WILL NEVER LOVE YOU FUCKING ROACH
puzzle boy: nah what 😭
puzzle boy: …
puzzle boy: @bachira!! BACHIIIIIIIIIII CHANGE OT BACK CHANGE IT BASACKKKKK
RYUSEI: What?? don’t like it?
RYUSEI: here bc I like you i’ll change it
RYUSEI has changed puzzle boy’s name.
slursagi: ty!!
slursagi: oh
slursagi: well this is better than puzzle boy so i’ll take it
PPrincess: WHY IS THERE PP IN MY NAME IM CRYING
Ka-CAW BITCH: LMAOOOO
Ka-CAW BITCH: Wait
Ka-CAW BITCH: @bachira!!
Ka-CAW BITCH: OI WHY DOES HE GET TO KEEP HIS OG NAME
PPrincess: tbf he’s the only one who has any flair to his og name so 😭
BLUE LOCK GOONERS 😈 - 19:57
RYUSEI: Guys
RYUSEI: For new years we should lwk
RYUSEI: Gather in a circle
RYUSEI: Take our pants off
RYUSEI: Start jerking it in a circle
RYUSEI: Last to cum gets fucked
RYUSEI: 😫
nikocado avocado: i don’t think i like this idea
PPrincess: it’s certainly an idea
replying to RYUSEI: Last to cum gets…
Toyota: by everyone??
Toyota: my name 😭😭
replying to nikocado avocado: i don’t…
RYUSEI: Let’s jump niko
replying to Toyota: by everyone??
RYUSEI: Absolutely
nikocado avocado: what did i do..
nikocado avocado: let’s jump u
RYUSEI: Nuh uh
nikocado avocado: uh huh
RYUSEI: nuh uh I’m the diddy disciple here
RYUSEI: everyone follows me
nikocado avocado: i go where the alpha sigma takes me
RYUSEI: Dontttt care your getting touched
Sae: You’re*
RYUSEI: OH MY GYAATT SAE-CHANNNNN HIIIIII ANGEL WHERE YOU BEEN????
nikocado avocado: bro just did a 180° 😭
Sae: I’m going home.
RYUSEI: DONT GO WITHOUT ME HOLD ONNNNN IM COMING FOR YOU BBG 😍😍😍😍
slursagi: remind me to never get between shidou and sae that mf just barreled through an entire crowd like a bowling ball
BLUE LOCK GOONERS 😈 - 21:48
bachira!!: oh wow! lots happened while i was napping 😋
bachira!!: who’s staying up until new years??
Ichigo 😫😫😫: I am.
bachira!!: uhh
bachira!!: who are you??
Ichigo 😫😫😫: Kunigami.
Ichigo 😫😫😫: I’m not sure why my name says Ichigo now.
bachira!!: hehe it’s okay!
bachira!!: do you want to call until new years hits?
bachira!!: i might fall asleep before it hits if i’m by myself 😥
Ichigo 😫😫😫: Sure.
bachira!! has started a group call.