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wise ass girl✌️
@a.chase
happy new years, everyone :))
[12:00 AM ⋅ 01 jan 25]
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>per-sea🔱✔ @campsmom
how r u so fast!??
>>wise ass girl ✌️ @a.chase
i’m simply better than you (⌐■_■)
>> piper mclean🩷✔ @girlsloveme
she’s the best.
>>>per-sea🔱✔ @campsmom
how did u send those at the same time??????
> piper mclean🩷✔ @girlsloveme
happy new years <3
>>wise ass girl ✌️ @a.chase
<3
>rachel🌱✔ @i.dare.u
yh yh, another trip around the sun. in other news, ive sent my new years predictions to the gc
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HOES AND BROES
12:04 am
red(head)
my predictions for this year
- someone is going to get arrested
- we’ll celebrate a weird ass holiday (i’m looking at you ‘ make-sure-your-pet-doesnt-have-a-litter day or whatever)
- the gods surprise us with something
- someone gets into a relationship
- witches (that’s it, that's the tweet)
- one of us gets caught simping on main (🤢🤢🤢)
- incorrect quotes fanaccount/spotify fanaccount
peep her?
those are very specific
and spelled correct
are u okay??
red(head)
mhmmhmhmh
im doing grstt
like father like sun
some bitch is kissing a famuos perosn
like obama or som shit
stalker w/ hooves
thalia????
commander chaos
my (singular) predrictuin s that one of us gts a ept
beastalicious
what does that say????
@smooth criminal
smooth criminal
prediction, is, gets, pet
(my (singular) prediction is that one of us gets a pet)
grace-ing us with his presence
percy
we don’t have room for a pet
unless you want to have an aquatic animal that’ll live at your father’s 75 percent of the time, we can’t have one
commander chaos
BOOOOOOO!!!!!!
neeks🦴
r we jst ignoring the fact that they predicted one of us to get arrested?!?!??
valdezinatorer
mmmmyes
woujldnt be out od character
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per-sea🔱✔
@campsmom
my new yaers resolutoin is to be te most annotng version of myself thi syear 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
[12:12 am ⋅ 01 jan 25]
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>rachel🌱✔ @i.dare.u
u already r tho??
>>per-sea🔱✔ @campsmom
fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u fucku fucky fuck y fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck ufuck u fuck ufuck ufuck u fuck u
>>>cursed @callapriest
fucky wucky uwu /j
>>rachel🌱✔ @i.dare.u
just got tbjis text:
[screenshot: text messages between rachel and percy. percy texting rachel: “i fucking hate u, i hope u die” at 12:13 am, followed up by “imsory, ily <3” at 12:25 am]
>>>Jenn @whoreforchappelroan
wait r u 2 dating??
>>>>rachel🌱✔ @i.dare.u
no
super commander of the argo II
@leo.valdez
it’s game night 💪💪🥶
[2:30 am ⋅ 01 jan 25]
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>per-sea🔱✔ @campsmom
im winning btiches
>>rachel🌱✔ @i.dare.u
nuh uh
>piper mclean🩷✔ @girlsloveme
we’re doing wolvesville classic on leo’s phone
>>the lorax @groverunderwood
i’ll let you guys know how it goes. (i’m not playing btw)
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
leo has put himself as the game master and then everyone in order of how scary he thinks they are
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
leo forgot he’d deleted the game, he only has 6 roles
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
“no but i wanted to be a slut” -leo 2025
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
he’s turned on nightly actions so he can do basic maths during the night.
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
piper is cackling
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
percy looked at his role and snorted (help)
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
now he looks concerned
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
jason is frowning
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
leo is dead (he was a villager) and is ignoring the rule of ‘stay quiet until the end of the game’
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
VOTING
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
if you thought presidential elections were bad, these are worse.
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
“rachel is a villager, i know because im a seer”
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
hazel is whispering to frank
>>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
i don't think that that’s how the game works, but good for u frazel
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
final vote: piper
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
piper was the avenger (but since she was exiled, she didn’t get to take someone along)
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
she explained that she chose leo to go down with her
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
night 2
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
reyna has a great pokerface and annabeth looks bored
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
hazel just gasped, frank looks lightly constipated
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
it’s day
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
no one died??
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
reyna said she’s a seer and percy’s a werewolf
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
HAZEL CHECKED REYNA, WHO IS A SEER
>>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
WE HAVE CONFIRMATION GUYS
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
frank is a witch and he used his life elixir, which hazel backed up (leo just reminded me that the werewolves have to choose someone to kill, which also backs up the idea that frank’s a witch)
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
i think we’re all pretty sure it’s percy
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
percy was a werewolf🥳
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
night 3
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
hazel (seer) died, nico looks ready to kill someone
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
nico has accused rachel of killing his sister
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
rachel didn’t really defend themselves, but they said that it could be jason
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
rachel was a villager
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
night 4
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
reyna’s eyes just narrowed im scared
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
TWO DEATHS
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
reyna, seer, and jason, werewolf
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
frank said he killed jason with his poison
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
four people!!
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
nico’s accusing thalia, since they’re the only one that hasn’t been cleared (other than nico)
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
annabeth just looked at thalia for a whole minute and apparently decided
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
it was a tie, nobody got exiled today
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
night 5 (probably the last night)
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
annabeth died a villager’s death (hrm)
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
there’s no discussion, just voting.
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
frank is not looking sure who to vote for, but he can’t skip (if he skips its a tie and then the werewolf can kill someone)
>>>>dino<3 @tishapotatos
thanks for explaining :)) /gen
>>>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
no prob
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
thalia has been killed (i forgot we were killing the ‘exiled’ people)
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
he was a doctor
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
night 6?? im so confused rn
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
frank was killed (obv)
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
“the werewolves have won”
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
percy, nico and jason were the werewolves (that’s why percy snorted)
per-sea🔱✔
@campsmom
in honour of soup month, im making soup for my friends :)))
[3:02 pm ⋅ 07 jan 25]
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>wise ass girl✌️ @a.chase
YED PLEASE
>>super commander of the argo II @leo.valdez
damn shes making tyops
>>>super commander of the argo II @leo.valdez
percys soup must be otherworldly
>piper mclean🩷✔ @girlsloveme
omg! @leo.valdez u shojld make bread for witb the soup!!!!!!
>>super commander of the argo II @leo.valdez
😽😽😽😽❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
>>>piper mclean🩷✔ @girlsloveme
im gonna guess thats a ‘yes’
>rachel🌱✔ @i.dare.u
im so sorry to those of u that arent havkng any😞😞
>>hornknee @onmain
oh so its GOOD good soup,,,
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
MGGMHMHM
>the lorax @groverunderwood
juniper wanted me to say that she’d like a whole batch for herself
>>per-sea🔱✔ @campsmom
for freezing? caujse ifs o ill bring it per serving
>>>the lorax @groverunderwood
🧡🧡🧡🧡
>>>>dino<3 @tishapotatos
he really ie the lorax huh
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🤍ohana means family🤍
4:45 pm
🤍ma🤍
Thank you so much for the soup, Percy
🤍child🤍
<33
🤍tho(ugh)t daughter🤍
it’s soo good with leo’s bread though
like,,,
that should be illegal
🤍gay son🤍
mhmhm
im gonna ask for so much food for my bday its not even funny
🤍mom🤍
only 21 more days, we need to prepare
🤍ma🤍
Have anything in particular you want?
🤍gay son🤍
idk
ive seen the hades game though
might want that
otherwise i cant really think of anything
🤍child🤍
what about like fuzzy socks
🤍gay son🤍
i might be from the 1930s but im not a grandpa perce
🤍tho(ugh)t daughter🤍
i’ve seen these really dumb ones
[picture: flesh coloured fuzzy socks with red lips, eyes, and (two strands of) green hair.]
🤍gay son🤍
…
i need those actually
🤍ma🤍
We’ll get them for you, Nico 😙😙
🤍gay son🤍
thanks ma
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per-sea🔱✔
@campsmom
gusy i ned hepl
[1:59 am ⋅ 20 jan 25]
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> per-sea🔱✔ @campsmom
nicos bday is in 8 days and evryoned stole my idea
>> per-sea🔱✔ @campsmom
wat do i get gim?????
>>> piper mclean🩷✔ @girlsloveme
he literall yasked for food dumasdd
>>>> per-sea🔱✔ @campsmom
bt i wan smthgn wiht ir!!
>>>>>piper mclean🩷✔ @girlsloveme
i know im dysledix but thats not readable
> nico @ghostking
gues ill jusr act like i dint sse this…
>>per-sea🔱✔ @campsmom
Thx ^3^
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HOES AND BROES
00:00
valdezinatorer
rise n shien
its ur bday
neeks🦴
i know leo
woooo?
commander chaos
tjis s a big occasion
u r like getting bigger
soon ull be like twelve
neeks🦴
FUCK U
hazel🐴
happy birthday, Nico!
red(head)
merry christmas
wait no
peep her?
HA fcking dumbadss
(happy bday u gay lil bitch)
red(head)
congrats for survivinf till 19
grace-ing us with his presence
happy birthday (percy woke me up for this)
commander chaos
hes gone back to selep
like father like sun
happy bday fomr us all
[picture: a selfie made by thalia, the rest of the hunters in the back. for some reason it’s light outside?]
neeks🦴
bitch wher tf are u??
itsl light out?!?
like father like sun
idk ill ask
smooth criminal
wdym youll ask
u r the lieutenant
like father like sun
warakuma?
smooth criminal
AS IN AUSTRALIA??
beastalicious
just passing by to say happy birthday, nico (idk what they’re yelling about i just wanna sleep)
neeks🦴
valid tbh
RARA
happy 19th bday nico
can will finally be added to the gc now?
neeks🦴
over my. dead. body.