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"This better be fucking worth it-..."
Apandah pulls his phone out, scoffing and looking through him and Aztro's messages. This stupid dare better be more than just "going to some shitty house down in the forest."
He types "im here you asshole", sending it before putting his phone in his pocket again.
Apandah walks up to the door, peering through the slightly open door and calling out.
"Hello-? God this place is creepy."
He opens the door, the rusty hinges creaking loudly as he does so. Pulling out a flashlight, shining it and examining the room.
Everything in the house had a layer of dust on it, the walls slightly worn and the windows shattered. As Apandah steps through the house, dodging broken things on the floor, he hears a little shuffle from the other room.
"What the- Who the fuck is there-?"
He turns to where the sound came from, the door to the room open. He shines the light over, trying to see what's in there from a distance.
"Uhhh-... Okay. It's- It's fine. I'm not a fucking pussy. Aztro's gonna be so shocked when I-.. when I come back all fine."
"Who's this "Aztro", hmm?"
Feeling a hand on his shoulder, he jumps, turning around quickly.
"Shit-! Who the fuck-.."
He shines his light at whoever was behind him, a taller figure standing behind him with a small smile on his face. Dark hair and pale skin, and his eyes obscured by a void-like mask over his eyes.
"What are you, like a fucking- vampire or something?
"Maybe.. And what are you? Some sort of creature-..?"
Apandah looks around, not wanting to make eye contact, or atleast what he thinks eye contact would be with this thing. The figure lets out a little laugh, letting Apandah see his fangs.
"So what's your little name? Or are you just gonna run-?"
"Don't try to act like this is normal, you're gonna fucking- you got some fucking fangs for biting me with-!"
"Well if you're gonna be so rude about it, I'm sure you don't want mine then.."
He smiles, snickering a little while hearing Apandah's words. Stepping closer to Apandah, his steps light and silent.
"I mean, I'm not saying I would, but if I felt like it, I might even let you bite me if you wanted-.."
The vampire rolls his eyes, thinking for a second before shaking his head, looking back at Apandah.
"No... You're a little too-.. into it, I'd say."
"I mean, I wouldn't say thattt..."
Apandah laughs a little, trying to push how anxious he was away with jokingly flirting with the vampiric figure.
"Maybe I'll just get you when don't expect it, it really sets off the mood when you're into it, you know."
He steps closer again, the floor creaking under him as Apandah steps back in response.
"I mean- I don't.. I don't think it would change anything-.. So-.. I wouldn't even try it, you know-..?"
He laughs nervously as he defends himself, rolling his eyes and his face red.
The vampire thinks about it for a second, looking around before vanishing into thin air, showing up behind Apandah as he feels a hand on his shoulder again.
"You're stuttering a little."
Apandah quickly turns to him again, his heart about to jump out of his chest, beating like crazy.
"You- Stop fucking doing that-!"
The vampire snickers, putting his hands up and stepping back, a toothy grin on his face.
"It's just too easy, honestly.. You should try it out sometime."
He laughs, waving to Apandah before vanishing again.
"Oh my fucking god-..."
Apandah looks around the room, shining the room with his flashlight, trying to find that fucking thing.
The room was quiet, the sounds of nature outside muffled, as Apandah starts whispering to himself.
"This fucking- This fucking bitchy vampire-.."
His light starts to dim, as his flashlight dies, the only light coming in from the shattered windows.
"Fuckk, fuck fuckkkkk.. Why did I get the shittiest- fucking flashlight-?"
He shakes it a little, groaning and putting it back in his pocket. Trying to look around the dark room, he hears a soft chuckle, slightly echoing around the house.
After hearing the laugh, he sighs, going to some of the other rooms and looking for the vampire. Each room, he leaves without finding him, more of his little laughs echoing down the hallways.
When he had finished searching a handful of the rooms, Apandah walked back to the main room and calls out to the other person hiding.
"You fucking win! I give up, you little- fucking.. you-.."
"Wanna try that again?"
Apandah turns around, the vampire hanging from the lights above him, his face only a few inches away from Apandah's. Apandah screams, jumping before quickly trying to look normal, awkwardly laughing and leaning on a table next to him.
"Hey-! Uhhh... I- I didn't see you there. Where- Where did you come from?"
"You really should work on your social skills."
"I don't think now is the time to lecture me, you bitch-"
"You know, it's getting a little old, with you calling me names everytime you see me. It's Mika, not whatever you call me when you get a little mad.."
Mika laughs a little, Apandah rolling his eyes and looking back at him, hanging still from the ceiling.
"Okay "Mika", how about you stop fucking with me-?"
Right as he says that, Mika vanishes again, Apandah sighing and calling out to Mika.
"You know what? I'm not doing this again, I-.. I have so much better shit to do, and I don't- I don't need to play your little game."
"Mika? Come out, you aren't fucking funny-.."
The house was silent, not even a single sound from outside either. The only noise in the house was Apandah's breathing.
"Where-.. No, I don't- I don't need to know where he is. I can just leave this fucking house! Should've done that from the start."
Taking a step towards the front door, he felt the hand on his shoulder, pulling him back as he hears a whisper in his ear.
"Surprise."
Mika grabs Apandah's shoulders tightly, looking up at him out of the corner of his eye before letting out a little laugh, sinking his teeth into his throat.
Before Apandah could even react, he felt the piercing pain in the side of his neck. He jumped, feeling Mika's fangs digging into him.
His breathing staggered and his vision getting darker, he felt like passing out. Apandah looked back at Mika before kicking him in the legs, the sudden hit causing Mika to take his fangs out for only a second, Apandah almost falling out of his grasp, putting a hand over the bite, blood dripping from his hand.
"Mmh, you don't even taste good either.."
"You fucking asshole! You drink my blood, and make fun of me for that too-?"
"Sorry you're not my taste, but it's bearable.. Might have to take some more before you go-..."
He laughs softly, wiping some blood off his lips and stepping closer to Apandah. Watching Mika wipe blood off his lips, Apandah felt a shiver run down his spine, his face red.
Feeling the blood under his hand, he sighed and his voice shaky, taking a deep breath as he started to run back to his truck. He doesn't look back, messily trying to unlock the truck door, his keys jingling in his hands.
"Oh my fucking god, why the FUCK did I ever do this-?"
He unlocks the door, quickly getting into the driver's seat and slamming the door shut, locking it again and sighing. He pulls out his phone, holding his bloody neck tightly, trying to restrict the bleeding a little.
Opening up his contacts, he calls Aztro, breathing heavy and trying to focus his eyes, still lightheaded.
"She better fucking pick up, or I swear to god, I will kill her."
The minute drags on, each ring deafening as the call is unanswered. Apandah groans, turning his phone off and putting it in the passenger seat. He takes his keys and starts the ignition, looking out the back window for a second, making sure Mika wasn't there waiting for him.
"Can't believe this asshole. He bites ME then talks about how my blood "isn't his taste". Who the fuck does that-?"
As he mumbles on about "how much of a bitch that vampire was", he puts the truck in drive and starts to drive out of the forest, just trying to get away from that damn house.
15 minutes of driving later, Apandah parks in the drive-through to their house and turns the truck off, stepping out and locking the door. Groaning loudly and making his way into the house, slamming the door behind him and calling out to Aztro.
"Aztro! You bitch, I'm fucking back-!"
She comes out of her room, a small smile on her face as she walks into the living room. Apandah already face first in the couch, sighing softly and closing his eyes.
"What happened to you-? The old house too scary for you?"
She snickers softly, walking up to him and noticing the dried up blood on his neck, his palm covered aswell.
"I. Will. Fucking. Kill. You."
"Oh shit, did something actually happen-?"
"Take a fucking guess."
He laughs a little, sitting up and turning the biten side of his neck to Aztro, looking down at his bloody hand and audibly "ew"-ing at it.
"Yeahhh... You can take care of that yourself, right-?"
Before he could respond, she walks away, leaving Apandah on the couch.
"You bitch."
He sighs, standing up and feeling the bite mark, checking his hand again to see if it's fully dry. Walking into the kitchen, he searches through a few cabinets, pulling out some bandages and placing them over the bite marks.
"That bitch of a fucking vampire.. I don't want to think about him, he just-.. he's a blood-sucking little fuck."
He presses the bandages down, making sure they're good, the bite marks slightly aching.
"Fuck-.. This is gonna suck ass for the next week.."
Wiping the blood off his hands, he takes his keys and flashlight out of his pocket, placing them on the counter and going to his room.
Slamming his bedroom door behind him, he practically falls onto his bed, sighing and almost immediately passing out.
Knock knock..
In the middle of the night, he hears a few taps on his window, coming from outside. The taps started to get louder, Apandah slowly sitting up and yawning.
"Who's-... Who's out there-?"
He wipes his eyes, making his way over to his window and opening the blinds.
"Miss me-?"
Mika was only a few inches away from the window, a small smile on his face as he waves to Apandah.
Apandah just stares at him, looking him up and down as he closes the blinds. Walking back to his bed, he can hear some muffled words from outside.
"Not gonna let me inside? How rude.."
He snickers to himself, tapping on the glass a little. Apandah had already laid back down in bed, rolling his eyes and sleepily calling out to Mika.
"I'm not- I'm not letting you fucking bite me again, you asshole.."
"You sure?"
He taps the window some more, trying to peak through the blinds.
"Go away- I'm not letting you in my fucking room."
"I'll make it worth your time.."
Apandah puts a hand over his face, blushing a little and snickering.
"That's- uhhh..."
"Tempting-?"
Mika taps on his shoulder, letting a little laugh out and standing next to his bed.
Apandah looked over at him for a second, rolling his eyes and sticking his arm out towards Mika.
"Just get it over with. Bite me."
"What's with the switch up?"
Mika leans closer, smiling and placing a hand on Apandah's head.
"Nothing, just-.. If you're gonna do it, then do it."
"Fine then, you can't get mad at me for this then.."
Mika grabs his wrist, and without warning, he quickly bites into him. Apandah holds his breath, looking away from him as he feels that piercing feeling again.
Only taking a quick drink, he takes his fangs out after a minute, looking down at Apandah.
"Mmh, are you alright-?"
He laughs softly, seeing him looking away and silent, his face red. Mika steps closer, leaning over Apandah and holding his wrist close to his non-beating heart.
"I hope you're happy."
He puts his hand over his face, light-headed and tired of Mika already. Mika smiles, pulling his wrist closer and kissing his hand, leaving a bloody kiss mark.
"I am.."
Apandah pulls his arm away from Mika, his face burning up.
"Don't be like that-..."
"Is that not enough for you, you little freak-?"
Mika snickers, sitting right next to Apandah on his bed and grabbing his face, pressing his lips on his cheek and making an audible "mwah" when he pulls away.
"Alright- Alright, calm down-.."
Apandah sits up, grabbing Mika by the arms and pushes him away, trying not to look him directly. Mika leans in after being pushed, grabbing the back of his head and kissing him a few more times.
Apandah wipes some of the kiss marks off, the both of them laughing quietly.
"You bitch-.."
He looks at himself, seeing the kiss on his hand and knowing that there's about 5 more on his face. He looks back at Mika, rolling his eyes and sighing, giving him a small peck on the cheek aswell.
Mika puts a hand over where Apandah had kissed, looking him up and down, noticing all the kisses he gave him.
"You'll need something to clean that up, sorry about that-.."
Mika covers his mouth, holding back little laughs as he looks at all the kiss marks he left on his face.
Apandah feels his phone buzz, pulling it out and seeing a message from Aztro, "i can hear you and your little boyfriend from here and whatever kind of freak shit you two are doing"
He laughs, showing Mika the text message he had got, both of them laughing again. Mika sighs, looking back at Apandah.
"What would your friend think if they came in here and found out that you're over here kissing the undead-..?"
He stares at Apandah, pointing at the bloody kisses on his face.
"When you say it like that... it sounds-.. it sounds weird.."
"Doesn't sound too far off honestly.. Just look at yourself in a mirror."
He smiles softly, staring Apandah down and pulling him closer, grabbing his wrist again.
Staring at the bite mark, he looked at him for a second, kissing it and letting go of his wrist.
"I'll see you soon, hmm-?"
He stands up, grabbing Apandah's face and leaning close to him. Apandah looked up at him, getting more flustered by the second.
"Fuck off-.."
"Love you too."
He smiles, giving him a little wave before vanishing once more, leaving Apandah in his bed covered in kiss marks and his face red.
"What... the fuck. just happened."