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1. The sharpest tool in the shed by Garofthefields for stump_not_found

   Fandoms: Gravity Falls  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   04 Jan 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Bill Cipher/Ford Pines
   • Bill Cipher
   • Ford Pines
   • The Henchmaniacs
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Triangle Bill Cipher
   • Comedy
   • Character Study
   • Bill Cipher Being Bill Cipher
   • Ford Pines Has Issues
   • Ford Pines Needs a Hug
   • Hurt No Comfort
   • Unhealthy Relationships
   • Sexual Tension
   • Psychosexual Warfare
   • Implied Sexual Content
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • Gift Fic

   Summary

   It’s been 20 years since Ford fell through the portal and into the hands of Bill Cipher. A new deal’s been struck to aid them both in their mutual destruction: a portal back to Earth in exchange for an ultimate weapon. Ford is a great tool for Bill, and he always makes sure to take good care of his tools! Especially when they do as they’ve been told. Working for Bill always kicks off a whirlpool of emotions, Ford can’t help but get sucked in by the promise of a reward if only to satiate his own curiosity. He’s not afraid to navigate the dark and treacherous waters, as long as he remembers to keep his eyes on course. After all is said and done, he will have to kill Bill Cipher.

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