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• To start, it's not advisable to have a fear of bones. You're interested in dating the Grim Reaper, after all, and that guy is a literal walking and talking skeleton.
• Be sure to enjoy long, romantic strolls through graveyards.
• Dating him solely because of his scythe is not wise and won't lead to a good outcome.
• When going on grim adventures with him, try not to be afraid of the undead and the supernatural.
• The Grim Reaper has a tendency to be very emotional, so it's a good idea to bring a box of tissues on dates.
• Having bad breath, skipping washing your hands, and picking your nose are all things that greatly annoy him, so make sure to avoid doing any of them.
• Make certain to have a grim (get it?) sense of humor. The Grim Reaper is fond of a good laugh, especially when it pertains to mortal souls.
• You'll want to avoid owning a dog for obvious reasons.
• If you have children, it's recommended that you get rid of them. He already has two brats of his own that he has no choice but to deal with. Try selling them (your children if you have any) to a circus or ditching them during a baseball game.
• Despite his status, he has no problem being soft and cute with his significant other. Make sure you're prepared to wear bunny ears while watching his favorite TV shows with him.
