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1. everybody knows that i'm a good girl, officer by alilbitgay

   Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   24 Mar 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Agatha Harkness/Rio Vidal
   • Rio Vidal
   • Agatha Harkness
   • Nicholas Scratch (Marvel)
   • Alice Gulliver
   • Jennifer Kale
   • Lilia Calderu
   • Edwin Jarvis
   • Darcy Lewis
   • William Kaplan (Agatha All Along)
   • Kate Bishop
   • Vision (Marvel)
   • Wanda Maximoff
   • and cameos from a whole bunch of other marvel characters
   • whom i happen to love and want to include
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • FBI Agent Rio Vidal
   • deputy chief of police agatha harkness
   • also
   • petty criminal agatha harkness
   • best of both worlds
   • rio vidal lesbian loser for the ages
   • someone get these two horny losers out of the cop car NOW
   • what if there really WAS an fbi agent in your phone
   • and she was in love with you
   • some autistic rio vidal as a treat
   • agatha harkness and her corruption kink
   • but in a literal way
   • corrupting an fbi agent

   Summary

   Rio surveys the open tabs Agatha’s got going: diagrams of ar-15 detailed. frozen yogurt near me. is frozen yogurt gluten free. eve’s toys website. Nothing outright concerning, nothing obviously criminal. And then, last on the list, making the vein in Rio’s forehead pulse uncomfortably: fbi agent rio vidal.

   Rio watches in muted horror as Agatha finds her Instagram page, opens it, and scrolls aimlessly. She clicks on Rio’s pictures from her college roommate’s wedding in Miami. She spends about two minutes staring at a picture of Rio in a bikini on the beach, holding a strawberry daiquiri. Then, she takes a screenshot.

   Rio bangs her forehead against her desk and groans.

   or: the rumors are true and there is an fbi agent in agatha harkness’ phone. unfortunately, that fbi agent is rio vidal, and unfortunately for rio vidal, agatha is not going to let her off easy.

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