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  1. (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction by

    Fandoms: One Direction (Band)  

    24 Feb 2025

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    “And finally, Harry’s so-called quirky trait is probably the one that requires most getting used to," Zayn says, smirking. Louis looks at Harry, whose only reaction is rolling his eyes so hard Louis thinks they could get stuck.
    “It’s normal and natural,” Harry sighs.
    “Right, so lads, Harry masturbates a lot. Like a lot. And he is not quiet," Niall says, grinning and looking at Harry like he sort of admires him for it.
    Louis looks at Harry again. He has squared his shoulders and is looking defiantly around the room. Louis is intrigued. This could be fun.
    “Are you a leftie?” Louis asks, obviously looking to tease Harry.
    Harry sighs so profoundly that Louis is impressed with how much air he can blow out in one go. "I am not," Harry answers, looking mildly annoyed.
    "So, how are you getting by now?" Louis asks, generally interested.
    "Not well," Harry mumbles, looking genuinely annoyed.

     

    OR Harry broke his arm and can't pleasure himself the way he likes. Louis has no intention of helping him out AT ALL, but alas, here they are.

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