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1. Get Your Gucci Sunglasses Out of the Wendy’s Dumpster by misslillianvalentine

   Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   18 Jan 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Astarion/Gale (Baldur's Gate)
   • Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
   • Gale (Baldur's Gate)
   • Shrek (Shrek)
   • Drabble
   • Crack
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Bloodweave
   • Not Beta Read
   • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping

   Summary

   Astarion goes dumpster diving for his sunglasses.

   Series

   • Part 12 of Weekend Crack Fics
   • Part 1 of Astarion & His Awful Roomate (Shrek)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   100

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Collections:

   1

   Kudos:

   21

   Hits:

   159