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  1. How to Catch a Snitch by , , ,

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    14 Feb 2025

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    “Just think of the kids!”

    Hermione is told when she’s dragged to the ridiculous ‘headless’ auction co-hosted by St. Mungo’s Children’s Department and the International Quidditch Federation.

    Up for grabs? A Valentine’s date night with one of the strapping players standing on stage.

    So, when the Pansy-Ginny-Theo Chaos Trio™ tricks her into bidding for the contestant with an intriguing sprawl of runic tattoos, Hermione resigns herself to an evening surrounded by soppy, lovestruck couples.

    This’ll be painful – tattoos and broom thighs be damned!

    Once in a while, though, you get something much more valuable than you bid for, and you learn that, just maybe, love really is in the air. ✨🧹🪽

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