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  1. second verse, same as the first by

    Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia  

    08 Feb 2025

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    I have a system, a foolproof system, for getting any chick's undying love and devotion, for life ... and, I could absolutely get that girl back any time I want.

    Or, Mac gets DENNIS'd. Repeatedly.

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