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“Sir.”
“Bloody hell, man, not here!”
“But I always call you sir here. Sir.”
“Not with that smirk in your voice, you don’t.”
“A smirk in my voice, sir?”
“You know what I mean.”
“I’m really not sure that I do. You may have to explain, sir. Very slowly, and with hands-on demonstrations. You’ll find that I’m very good with hands-on. Or off, in fact. Sir.”
“Sergeant...”
“Am I being facetious again, sir? Or is this perhaps insubordination?”
“Oh, get on with your work, would you?”
“That’s a no, sir? In that case, I’ll just have to try harder. Sir.”