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1. It takes two to tango, but it takes a tent to cum! by ColonthreeOMG

   Fandoms: Bob's Burgers (Cartoon)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   26 Jan 2025

   Tags

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   • Calvin Fischoeder/Reader
   • Calvin Fischoeder
   • You
   • Smut
   • Camping
   • replace bob with you in the “Escape from which island?” episode basically
   • He wants you BAD
   • this is self indulgent
   • AFAB reader - Freeform
   • at the very least you have a pussy i guess is what i’m saying

   Summary

   Calvin Fischoeder invites you to be his personal chef for a “boys weekend” he was hosting on a private island. totally not just so he can get high and then have sex with you the next day, nooooooo.

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   English

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