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1. The Disappointing Tales of a Thief with a Penchant for Clumsiness by fluorescentgoth

   Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (2016)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   22 Mar 2016

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Deadpool/Reader
   • Wade Wilson/Reader
   • Colossus/Piotr Nikolaievitch Rasputin
   • Francis "Ajax" Freeman
   • Angel Dust/Christina
   • Copycat/Vanessa Carlysle
   • You/Reader
   • Negasonic Teenage Warhead/Ellie Phimister
   • Deadpool/Wade Wilson
   • Romance
   • garbage
   • AU
   • AU where Wade and Vanessa never got together
   • weird mix of comic and movie
   • rating subject to change depending on how much smut i write
   • Inappropriate Humor
   • antihero reader
   • fem!reader - Freeform
   • Reader Insert
   • Reader-Insert
   • wacky scenarios
   • reader's "superhero" name is calico
   • Torture

   Summary

   You just wanted his goddamn sword.
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   In which you and Deadpool slowly become friends, and maybe even lovers, through a series of wacky events.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Superheroes Are Fucking Chill: A Series of Marvel Heroes and You

   Language:

   English

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