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[2:30am]
Stan: (image attatched)
Stan:fml
Ken: Lmao join the club
Kyle: holy shit dude!
Kyle: how did that even happen?
Stan: fucking dumbass farm house, the wind knocked it down
Ken: dude just pop it back in place, my window does that all the time
Stan: trying rn
Kyle: k can u both go to sleep when thats done? We got school man
Cartman: nerd
Kyle: fuck off fatass
Ken: 'im not far ime big boned'
Cartman: Ay im not fat im big boned!
Kyle: lmao kenny
Cartman: screw u guys!
Ken: 'screw u guys'
Kyle: XD
Kyle: ken stop lmao
Cartman: i fuckjng h8 u guys
Ken: JAJDJNFJEEK LMAOOOO
Stan: it popped back in n i put some books n stuff in it
Ken: lets gooooo
Kyle: hope it lasts, we should get some caulk 2morrow 2 try set ut back in
Ken: pft cock
Stan: lmao
Stan: good idea ky
Kyle: children, you guys are fucking children.
Kyle: go to sleep
Stan: 👍
Ken: yes mom
[7:23am]
Cartman: whos driving me 2 school
Ken: me!!!
Cartman: stfu u cant drive a cardboard box thats ur home
Ken: Im punching u 2day <3!!
Cartman: stfu, whos picking me up!
Kyle: stan u alive my cars still getting repairs
Ken: shit we gotta rely on stanny boi?
Kyle: yup. stannnn!!!!! Wake up!!!!!
Ken: shit
Ken: STANNNNNNNNNN
Kyle: come on dude!
[7:48am]
Stan: shit my b
Kyle: you are so dead if you dont get your ass here now
Ken: yeah man get that tight ass over here 😏
Stan: coming dude coming
Stan: sorry window kept falling down all night
Stan: skipping after i drop u guys off
Kyle: are you fucking serious
Kyle: yk what idc just hurry tf up
Ken: if ur skiping can i join 🥺🥺🥺
Stan: sure, sure im coming noe
Ken: noe
Cartman: noe
Kyle: now*
[12:32]
Kyle: cant believe u lett me with fatass all day
Kyle: lunch sucks rn
Cartman: hey!
Cartman: not like i wanna be here u fucking jew
Stan: we got mcdonalds
Ken: suks 2 suk guys
Cartman: get me some
Kyle: fuck you guys
Ken: sorry fatass they dont have enough food 2 feed u
Stan: got u nugs ky
Kyle: ...
Kyle: you are forgiven
Cartman: FUCK U ALL