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  1. There are Such Things as Stupid Questions by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    24 Feb 2025

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    It might be reasonable to think that after ten thousand years, there wasn’t much a sinner could say that would surprise Lucifer.

    Of course, that would be working off the assumption that he had spent any amount of time around humans consigned to his realm, which… yeah.

    He didn’t have such a high score on the socialization front.

    Still, he’d been living at the hotel for months now, and after spending anywhere between ten minutes to an hour in Angel Dust’s presence at a time, he was pretty sure he’d learned all the new terms humanity had invented for their bits and pieces. As well as a variety of creative ways said bits and pieces could be put to use.

    But even he found his mind going blank when he overheard Cherri talking to Angel about a date she’d been on earlier that week.

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