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Agatha was thirty years old when she met the most annoying woman on planet earth. She was also the most beautiful one.
Rio was twenty eight years old when she met the most difficult woman on planet earth. She was also the most beautiful one.
They met through mutual friends. Jen and Wanda were Agatha’s coworkers - and best friends - at a magazine. She was trying to become a successful writer but also needed to pay rent. Wanda was Rio 's sister. Not by blood, but Rio’s father married Wanda’s mom when they were 15. Jen was dating Alice, Rio ‘s best friend, so it was on a birthday brunch for Jen that Rio met Agatha.
They kissed that day, after four mimosas. Agatha thought about Rio everyday for two weeks while ignoring her calls and attempts to get her to go on a date. Agatha always thought she was undeserving of love. She had never met her father and as we all know, her mom wasn’t very fond of her. She semi-dated a few people, but never once loved. Or even let herself be loved. But for some goddamn reason, she wouldn’t stop thinking about the big doe eyed woman.
As for Rio, she had had a girlfriend before, the relationship lasted three years. She was good at expressing her feelings and she wanted to see Agatha again, so she insisted. She sent her flowers through Jen, with a note saying “Let me take you out to dinner, please?”. Then she sent Agatha coffee through Wanda with another note that said “Hope this will help you get through the day and then call me back by the end of it?”.
The day Agatha finally calls Rio - after the five times Rio tried to convince her - was on a Tuesday and it was her 31st birthday. Rio had sent her a cupcake of her favorite flavor, red velvet - because of course Wanda would help her out - with a note saying “Happy birthday to the prettiest woman to walk on planet earth and break my heart. But you can put it back together by letting me take you out to celebrate tonight? xx” and so She does. They finally go out. It was the best birthday of Agatha’s life. On their third date, Rio takes Agatha to a local Gelato store, at 1PM on her lunch break. Now, why Gelato? Rio noticed how Agatha would always want something cold and sweet after eating something salty, so she took her to the best place in town and it was on this day that Agatha asked Rio to be her girlfriend.
FIRST TIMES
1. First girlfriend.
“I only have forty five minutes, why would you want to take me out on a date on my lunch break?” Agatha asked while following Rio down the street. She was wearing work clothes, which today was a long black skirt, black tank top and black boots. Rio had a day off from the Coffee Shop she was working at, so she was wearing everyday clothes, today was jeans and a white t-shirt.
“Because this place is perfect for after lunch, beautiful” Rio responded. Agatha tried to hide her blush.
When they arrived at the Gelato store, Rio gets a mint chocolate chip flavored cone and Agatha goes for the coffee flavor, cause why not?
Rio feels comfortable enough to talk about the job she applied to at the local gallery and how hopeful she was to get it and how wonderful it would be to work with art even as an intern and part receptionist “AND, I will also get to meet a lot of important artists and do some networking, hopefully get one of my pieces-”
“Please be my girlfriend” Agatha interrupts and doesn’t even realize she just said it out loud.
“What?” Rio asks, confused.
“Nothing… I just-” shaking her head trying to erase the moment
“No, please, ask again”
“I was just thinking aloud”
“Agatha, say it again” And moves to sit side by side with Agatha.
“You’re insufferable”
“Yes. And yes to the other thing”
“What other thing?” She’s playing it coy
“I’ll be your girlfriend” She has the biggest smile on her face. “And I am going to kiss you now” and she does. Quick but sweet.
“I hate mint chocolate chip flavor”
“But it came with my kiss” She says it in the sweetest way possible.
“That I like” She keeps looking at Rio, eye to eye, trying to hide her smile but failing. “I was afraid it was too soon”
“I think I’ve waited my whole life to meet you”
“Alright, maybe is too soon for that”
“Too late. You’re my girlfriend now, I get to say these things.”
“You’re my first girlfriend” Again, she says it without thinking about it and regrets it immediately.
“I am?” She looks more amused and happy than surprised.
“Mhm…” She looks down, a little embarrassed.
Rio holds Agatha’s face on both her hands and says “First and last one” and smirks. Agatha can’t help it but kiss the smirk off of her face. On that day, they also had sex for the first time. All night, may I add.
2. First time smoking
After a year of dating, Rio is sitting on Agatha’s balcony, while Agatha showered. She’s smoking weed. Agatha smells the scent in the air and joins Rio. “I knew you smoked, but I didn’t know it was so regular” She says, sitting by Rio’s side.
“I had a shitty day at the gallery today. Do you want me to put it out?”
“No. Do you wanna tell me what happened?”
“Lilia sort of told me she has to decide who stays at the gallery as an actual employee by the end of the week and that she will judge by the work throughout the year and by a painting.” she says it while taking another drag.
“What’s so bad about that? You were amazing all year and you are great” Looking at Rio and caressing her cheek.
“She said my pieces are not enough, that they don’t feel so much like me, as if I was not inspired while painting it.”
“When was the last time you painted?”
“I haven’t got time to paint so much, I was so stressed working there and getting side hustles to pay the bills…”
“Tell you what, this week you don’t get any extra jobs, you come here straight after work and paint. I’ll deal with everything else”
“I’m not asking you to spend your money on me and giving up your space for my mess”
“No one’s asking, I’m telling you! Now, I have never smoked before, do you think I can handle it?”
“Wait, you want to try it out?” Agatha bites her lips and nodes her head in agreement. “Wait, your first time smoking a joint will be with me?” She looks as happy as a kid in the candy store. “Well, I guess it’s best to do it with someone you trust. Here, try it” With the help of Rio, she tries weed for the first time. They get high. After some time, Agatha gets her first need of some munchies.
“We should get sushi, babe” Agatha suggests.
“I’ve never had it”
“What? Really?”
“Yeah, I don’t have the desire of eating raw fish”
“Oh come on, you have to try it with me, please? Your first time eating sushi has to be with me” Now she is the one looking as happy as a kid in the candy store.
“Alright, anything for you m’lady”
-
The sushi arrives and Rio hates it.
“That was not for me. I’m never eating that again”
“You’re no fun” They are laying down on the floor, looking at the ceiling. “I wonder what other “first times” we could have together”
“Aw, you’re a sappy stoner” she laughs
“I hate you, I’m not talking to you ever again” she pouts in the most adorable way and Rio melts.
“And I love you!” tries to hold her
“good for you” escaping her girlfriend’s arms.
“I want all my other first times to be with you by my side. What are other things you’ve never tried before? Camping?”
“Over my dead body I’m going camping! and I don’t know…”
“You ready to try the strap?” She gives Agatha the dirtiest look and laughs a little.
“Not while I’m high…” But she did try it while high. In fact, she got higher by riding her girlfriend that night.
3. First gay parade
Agatha was now 34 and Rio 31. They were sharing an apartment. Rio got up really early because Alice called her.
“What?”
“Well, good morning to you too, little river!”
“It’s 8am on a saturday, Alice”
“Well, we’re going to the Pride Parade in New York, we were wondering if you two would want to go with”
“Really? Alright… I’ll ask Agatha and meet you guys in a few”
“Nice. Also, ask carefully, Jen said she never went to one”
“What the fuck is wrong with me? I never asked nor did I take her to one”
“It’s okay, the gallery keeps you sooo busy. Alright, see you soon”
Rio turns to face her now fiance, giving her slow kisses on her cheek trying to wake her up.
“My love, good morning…” Agatha only stirs a little. “Mi amor, wake up”
“what?” Agatha was never a morning person.
“Morning!” Agatha sees how Rio is smiling at her and melts immediately.
“Morning, baby. What time is it?”
“eight”
“Rio, what the fuck?” Fully waking up now, rubbing her eyes.
“I’m sorry! Alice called, she wants us all to go to the big city today…”
“To do what?”
“pride parade…” She responds in an apprehensive way.
“Oh no, not going”
“Why not? You don’t want to celebrate being gay?”
“I celebrate being a lesbian by riding your face, not going to a parade”
“Tempting, but why?”
“I don’t know, I’ve never been to one, I… was never taught to be proud like that, I’m sorry”
“But you should be proud, it’s an important event to us, to march and celebrate who we are, even with all the prejudice, but it’s okay, I won’t force you to do anything, I also never said anything about going before, so…” Rio says and Agatha looks down, feeling a little sad.
“I feel like I’m an embarrassment to the community, I don’t know, I’ve never fought back and… I don’t think I cared because I was used to being alone and doing everything by myself”
“Now you have me and I would very much like to celebrate your existence with a bunch of other people celebrating together… also I will be celebrating my love for you” she gives Agatha a bunch of kisses, on her cheek, her neck, her shoulders and then all of her face until she cracked.
“Alright, alright… I want to celebrate it”
“YES! Oh my god, babe, your first parade will be with me! another first!”
“Now, can you also be the first thing I eat today?”
Of course they have sex for breakfast and make everyone late to leave for the city.
Oh, wait, guys! I didn’t tell you how they got engaged. I’ll be quick, then we go back to the parade.
It was six months ago, a New year’s eve party at Wanda’s house. Rio was so nervous, she couldn’t stand still.
“Rio, what is it with you? Stop moving! People will think you’re having a seizure or something” Agatha says while trying to hold her still.
“Sorry love, I need to go… pee” Once she’s within the four walls of the bathroom, she reaches for her pocket - cause she’s wearing a blazer on top of her very short dress - and grabs the little purple box, she opens it and looks with love in her eyes at the gorgeous ring inside it. She hears a strong knock on the door.
“Rio I swear to god, you better be dying in there and not with another person” She chuckles and opens the door
“You know I love how jealous you are but I hate it when you suggest that.” She’s now leaning against the door
“I’m sorry” Agatha holds Rio’s face with both her hands “You’re acting weird. Weirder than usual”
“I’m sorry, I’m-” Wanda interrupts them by yelling “ONE MINUTE TILL THE NEW YEAR”
“We should go, the countdown will start” Rio says and then Agatha gives her a quick kiss.
Everyone was in the living room, looking through the huge windows waiting for the fireworks.
“TEN… NINE…” Rio grabs Agatha’s hand and moves towards the kitchen, when everyone yells “ONE” she’s on her knees, in front of Agatha, “Happy new year, my love, will you marry me?”
Agatha is in shock, she doesn’t say a word, she then grabs her purse, takes out a green little box and opens, she kneels and while looking at Rio’s surprised face she says “Will you?”
With tears in their eyes, they put the ring on each other’s finger
“Well, so much for first times, you’re my first fiance” Agatha says kindly
“Well no shit ms you’re my first girlfriend “ Agatha gives her a slap on her shoulders and Rio holds her “first and last one”. They kiss.
Alright, back to the parade. Briefly.
Rio was dressing her favorite green sundress and had the lesbian flag painted on her cheek. Agatha was wearing jeans and t-shirt, her cheek also painted because Rio asked her to, and she doesn’t know how to say ‘no’ to Rio.
The parade was everything the girls explained to be. Fun, energetic and sweaty. She regretted wearing pants. At some point a younger woman was trying to buy Rio a street drink but before she could answer, Agatha said “Move along little girl, she’s married”
“Am I?” She smirks
“I will go to the courthouse right now if it means people stop hitting on you! I mean, did she not see your ring?” and right this second, a woman tries to hit on Agatha and Rio simply says “Take a look at her ring, you’ll get the answer”.
With only those two little incidents they continue to enjoy the parade. After hours they go back to jersey.
“Thank you for taking me to my first parade” Agatha says while entering their apartment.
“I’m happy you liked it”
“I enjoyed it very much. I feel proud.” She kisses her fiance and holds her by the waist like she’s going to disappear.
“Do you want to get take out?” Rio asks while giving Agatha little kisses on her neck. Not to start anything, but just cause she wants to.
“mm… yes.”
“How does pizza sound?”
“awesome”
“Okay, let me put away my polaroids first, I don’t want the photos to get ruined” She goes to the room and Agatha follows.
Agatha holds Rio by the waist and asks “Shower with me?”. Rio doesn’t even verbally answer, she just goes.
4. First tattoo
“I’m thinking about getting a new tattoo” Rio says while cooking some eggs for their breakfast on a lazy sunday.
“Of what?”
“your face” Agatha chokes a little on her coffee. “I’m joking”
“Come to think of it, I would look gorgeous on your thigh” Agatha says while holding Rio from behind and planting kisses on the back of her neck.
“You already look gorgeous on my thigh almost every night...” They chuckle and Rio rests her head on Agatha’s shoulder to get a kiss. “You should get one too”
“I don’t know what I would get, AND, what if it hurts? ”
“Look at you, the brave Agatha Harkness scared of a needle.” Agatha puts “Well, I was thinking of getting one of the Dahlia on my ribs, not a big one though.”
“The flower? What does the Dahlia mean?”
“They could be a symbol of love, devotion and beauty, and that reminds me of you”
Agatha goes speechless for a few seconds. Rio would get a tattoo for her?
“What 's up? you don’t like it?” Rio puts the plate with eggs and toasts on the table and sits. She looks a bit worried.
“I just… I can’t believe you would tattoo something for me”
“Well, it’s technically for me. To remind me of you”
“Should I get one too?”
Rio places her hand on Agatha tigh “I would never ask you to do anything like that Agatha, I’m getting it because I want to”
“Then I want to too” She grabs Rio hands “And I also want you to get your first piercing, that way we're both doing things for the first time together”
“Oh now you’re demanding me to get a piercing?” She says it in a playful way “I told you before, I might faint”
“You’re so weird!” She laughs and gives Rio a peck.
-
Thursday, 5PM.
Agatha palms are sweaty, she’s laying down, eyes closed, breathing heavily.
“Alright, are you ready?” Natasha, the tattoo artist asks
“No! Rio hold my hand, please”
“Love, yours is so little, it will be so fast, you’ll see. I’m right here” Rio affirms while holding her hand.
“If you need a moment, ask me to stop, but don’t move abruptly” Natasha asks.
It was quicker than Agatha imagined.
“So… did it hurt as bad as you thought it would?” Rio asks while helping her to sit.
“Yes. But holding your hand helped”
“I’m so glad that you, almost breaking my hand, helped” She leaned down to give Agatha a quick kiss.
“You guys are sweet” Natasha says, watching the couple. She sounded a bit down.
“Nat, how are things with the ex? She back yet?” You mind find it weird that Rio had asked her that, but they were actually friends from highschool and kept in touch. Rio had all her - now five - tattoos done with Natasha.
“No, I was done with the on and off situation.” Says while cleaning up the things.
“I’m sorry. But hey, my sister is single, maybe you could go there again”
“Again?” Agatha enters the conversation
“Wasn’t she dating vision?”
“She was and now she’s not”
“I don’t know Ri, I don’t think she liked me enough to go out with me, she specifically said she just wanted to have fun.”
“Ri?” Agatha asked, arching her eyebrow but Rio didn't pay any mind.
“That was like ten years ago. Maybe just ask her out, she’s not the same as she was.”
“Rio? Please follow me!” Yelena, Nat’s sister, interrupts and calls her to the room where she will get the piercing
“Hold my hand now?” Rio asks Agatha
While in the room, Yelena prepares Rio’s tragus. She’s getting it there because Agatha thinks it’s hot.
“Rio, please do not faint on me” Yelena says
“I’ll hold her” Agatha affirms.
When Yelena pierces her tragus and it bleeds, Rio feels the blood drop on her shoulders and feels like she’s going to faint but doesn’t. She looks at Agatha’s face and how worried she is, then she faints. But not for real.
“Rio, baby, Oh my fucking God, Rio” Hold her and give little slaps on her face. “Rio! FUCK! Oh my god, what did you do?” She directs the questions to Yelena.
“I did nothing! This is normal! Rio, stop that!”
Rio breaks and laughs.
“I’m so sorry but you have to see your faces right now”
“You’re such a fucking bitch” Agatha says. Frustrated and worried still.
“I’m sorry babe, it was funny, come on”
“No it wasn’t” She exits the room storming off.
“Well, you got yourself a problem with that little trick” Yelena warns her
“Just finish this, she’ll forgive me”.
Agatha drinks water and mumble all the bad words she can think of.
“Professor Harkness?” Oh kill me now, Agatha thinks. “It’s me, William.” Oh yeah, Agatha is an English professor now.
“Hi William! What are you doing here?”
“Getting a tattoo. My boyfriend is here too” He points at the young man.
“Oh and he’s here to hold your hand?” She’s trying to mock the kid but it comes back to bite her in the ass.
“Yes, actually. It 's my first! I’m a little scared”
Oh great. Now I’m just like my 20 year old student. She thinks
“Good for you” She tries to look genuine.
“Baby, I’m so sorry, please don’t be mad at me forever” Rio’s voice comes from behind her “Oh hey, who’s this?” she points at William
“Nobody. Let’s go home” She orders and grabs Rio hand to go to the exit
“We have to pay”
“Yeah, you go do that”
“You said you would pay for my piercing” pouts.
“Shouldda thought of that before scaring the shit out of me with that little performance!” Dismiss Rio with her hands.
Rio doesn’t question, she just walks towards Natasha to pay.
“Trouble in paradise?” She asks
“Let’s just say I’m either going to have very angry sex or the no touch treatment for days”
“yikes. Well, thank you for coming. See you soon!”
“Thanks, it looks beautiful. Really. Don’t forget to call my sister, here’s her number” she writes it on a little piece of paper.
When they get home, Agatha breaks her silence.
“What do you want for dinner?”
“Anything you want, my love”
“Don’t try to smooth me into forgiving you”
“I’m not doing anything” she jokes while gesturing surrender with her arms.
“I want your pico de something” She would never attempt to pronounce any word in spanish.
“My pico de gallo?” Rio smiles
“Yes, that.” dismissive
“Whatever you want, gorgeous. But can I ask you something?”
“You’re not deserving, but sure.”
“Can I take a polaroid picture of your tattoo?” Rio looks at her with innocent eyes
“Why?” She is genuinely intrigued.
“Because, it was your first, and it was with me”
“In that case, you should take a picture of the piercing”
“I will” She steals a kiss from Agatha and runs before Agatha tries to slap her *playfully*.
After dinner, Agatha looks less angry. They go to bed and Rio doesn’t like to go to bed angry.
“Am I forgiven now?” She looks at Agatha’s side of the bed
“Don’t do something like that ever again, Rio”
“I won’t, I promise”
“Come here” She sits Rio on her lap and kisses her. The kiss is tender and slow. “I can’t be mad at you for too long”
“Good” She gives Agatha another kiss.
“Also… ‘Ri’?”
“Oh man. Took you long enough to mention that…”
And very angry sex it was.
5. First time in a pottery class (+wedding flashback and Agatha speaking spanish for the first time)
Agatha was now 37 and Rio 34.
Morning hits and Agatha stirs as she feels the breeze on her skin. Of course Rio forgot to close the window.
Her wife is nowhere to be seen.
“Rio?” She calls her now wife but there’s no answer. First thing she looks at when she enters their massive living room is the painting Rio made of her. They hang it there because it represents Rio’s love and inspiration. And also because that was the piece that got Rio her permanent spot at the gallery.
Oh, silly me, I didn’t make a whole ‘first time’ moment for the wedding. So I’ll quickly tell you how it went down.
Two and a half years ago. It was in the middle of july. Rio wanted to get married in the summer. Of fucking course Agatha agreed. They rented a beautiful countryside house so everyone could get hammered and not have to go back home on the same day. They both decided to wear dresses. Rio’s family was there. Her parents and her sister, Estrella. Her brother Pietro was there too. He was born after her father married Wanda’s mom. And a lot of her relatives. Agatha invited her mom, but she didn’t show up. Shocker. But her two favorite cousins and all her friends were there. Most importantly, Rio was there. She was marrying Rio. For their vowels, Rio promised to keep trying new things and having first times with Agatha and Agatha promised the same, but with a little surprise. At the altar she said “Prometo seguir probando cosas nuevas contigo y tener varias "primeras veces" contigo. Te quiero so fucking much, Rio Harkness-Vidal” To everyone’s surprise, her pronunciation was good, because in secret, she was practing spanish. Rio cried so much they had to bring water so she could be able to say “I do”.
Anyway, back to this present.
Rio was not at home, Agatha grabbed her phone to call but Rio gets home in the exact second.
“Agatha!” She yells
“No need to yell Rio, I’m in the kitchen” She was grabbing some ingredients to make breakfast
“No baby, I brought breakfast” She puts all the bags on the table
“Did you buy the entire bakery?” She gives Rio a tight hug, so tight Rio found it strange.
“What is this about?” Agatha was no letting go
“I missed you when I woke up and didn’t see you. I don’t like waking up without you” Her voice is slow and muffled because she buried her face on Rio’s neck
“I’m sorry, I didn’t want to wake you, I wanted to surprise you” Rio says as Agatha lets go and kisses Rio. “Oh sorry, I have morning breath” Agatha says.
“I don’t mind, I like kissing you even if you eat your raw fish before kissing me” Rio then starts to unpack the goodies she bought
“One day, baby, one day I’ll make you like sushi”
“I don’t think you can get me that high again” Rio grabs a little paper and gives it to Agatha. “Sooooo, it’s been some time since we did something for the first time together and I had this idea. So I really hope you’ve never been to a pottery class before.”
Looking at those beautiful big brown eyes, Agatha could cry. “No I haven’t. When is it?”
“today…” she says it hesitant
“Today? Rio we have your sister’s engagement dinner thing”
“I promise it will not take too much time, please?”
“Alright” Dawn, she really never says no.
When they arrived on location, they could see that the building had different types of pottery classes. There were so many. For brides, for teenagers, for the elderly and even for babies. Well, the babies were mostly playing around with dough, but it was cute anyway. Rio couldn’t stop watching how adorable that was and right by her side, her wife, who was also watching the scene with an aching heart and an excited womb.
They had to choose what they would make. Rio had the idea of them making each other mugs.
“This is actually quite relaxing, don’t you think?” Rio asks
“mhm…”
“It’s also so creative. We have so many choices and we can even paint on the mug. I feel my mind at ease. Do you?”
“Love, with you chattering like that I can only think of strangling you”
“Ooh, kinky. I’ll go back to that later.”
They finish their mugs. Agatha painted Rio’s white and drew purple hearts. She also wrote “Rio’s” and signed at the bottom of it “A”. Rio on the other hand, decided to paint it white and then paint it green. With white ink she painted Agatha’s silhouette while painting. She is an artist after all, might as well take advantage of it. She wrote “Rio’s POV” on the other side.
“Rio, this is perfect. I don’t think I can show you mine” Agatha was no painter. She felt a little embarrassed.
“Nonsense. Please give me my mug”
“It’s silly” She gives Rio the mug
“This is my favorite mug from now on. I love it. I love you” She gives Agatha a kiss on the cheek.
“You’re just saying that to not make me feel stupid”
“am not. I love it. Please believe me?” She looked so impossibly adorable.
“I love you too.”
“Alright class, we still have some material left and fifteen minutes to spare, you can make something else if you’d like” the teacher says.
“I’m going to make you something else, but you can’t look so go to the side of the room” Rio orders in a cute way
“I’m sorry? you want me to move?”
“yes, please” and points to the other corner of the room
“Alright, I’ll make you something you can’t see either”
By the end of the class, they hide the last item they made. They decide to show it to each other in the car.
“Alright, mine is something you like to take so deep and-” She says it in a mocking way
“Rio, you did not!” She worries she might have to hide her present from everyone
“It’s a little dildo. This one won’t do anything for you but it’s a reminder to you of what I can do with it.”
“Well, I also have a reminder to you” She shows Rio the little vagina she made.
“We sound like we are in high school” they laugh so loud together because they have the same sense of humor even for a pottery present. Rio took photos after.
It worked in the end because after Wanda’s dinner they had sex in every single room of the house. And just like Rio said, Agatha did take something very deep.
6. First time as a mom
Agatha was nine months pregnant. She was now 38, and it was so close to Rio’s 35th birthday, she was worried the baby would be born on the same day. Not worried because it would suck but because it was on halloween which meant she would have two insufferable little demons in the house wanting to celebrate the shit out of it.
“AGATHA! COME HERE” Rio was yelling all the way from their baby’s room.
“Rio, did you forget I’m pregnant with your child? I can’t be walking around as you wish” She enters the room and Rio is covered in green paint because she was painting the crib.
“I wanted you to see the crib. It looks good, doesn’t it?”
“It does, love, but you shouldn’t be painting stuff, you should be at work!” Rio was now one of the owners of the gallery and she also had her paintings being sold in other places. Business was great. As for Agatha, she had two unsuccessful books published and one hit. The one hit paid for the whole treatment for her to get pregnant. But Rio likes to say she got her pregnant. They fucked so much it might as well be true.
“Lilia said I should be at home this week cause the baby will be born any minute now. You know she’s always right about this stuff. She’s very witchy”
“Sure, Lilia can feel more than I can… the mother! Rio, go sell more art you have to pay for college!”
“Babe, that’s far away. And why do I have to pay for it by myself?”
“You got me knocked up, deal with it” She leaves the room and Rio goes to take a shower.
Rio goes back to work after that week, Agatha is still very pregnant.
It was Rio’s birthday and it was also halloween. Her coworkers sang her happy birthday and she took the rest of the day off to celebrate it with Agatha and buy candies for the kids who would eventually trick or treat on the street. She was at the supermarket when she got a call. “Hello?” “May I speak with Rio Harkness-Vidal?” “This is she” “You’re the emergency contact of Agatha Harkness-Vidal, she’s in labor at the Westview Hospital” “Fuck. I’m on my way. DO NOT LET HER HAVE THE BABY WITHOUT ME”
Rio went through so many red lights, one couldn’t even count. The ticket will be expensive.
“Hi, I’m here for Agatha Harkness-Vidal, she’s in labor”
“And who might you be?”
“Her fucking wife, let me in”
She never ran so fast in her life.
“Agatha, baby, I’m here” She takes Agatha’s hand. She was already in so much pain, sweating.
“What took you so long?”
“I’m here now, I’m here.”
Minutes later, another first together. They hear his cry. Nicholas was here. They were mothers.
The first years were magical. Also hell.
The first couple of months Rio’s mother lived with them so she could help in the beginning. It generated a couple of fights between the two and also between Rio and her mother. Agatha learned a lot of bad words in spanish.
Nicky’s first day in school was kind of sad. Agatha couldn’t be there because she had an important meeting with a huge publishing company and Rio convinced her that she could not miss it.
“How’s your meeting, love?” Rio asked while setting the table for dinner
“Promising, I would say. I won’t hear from them for a while now but I felt good. I feel good about it.”
Rio gives her a kiss and says “That’s good, baby. I’m happy for you. We should celebrate. Wine?”
“Celebrate a meeting?”
“Why not?” Agatha accepts the glass of wine. Nicholas joins them. “Nicky, how was your first day?” Agatha asks while serving him food.
“It was so cool. We sang the alphabet song that mami taught me before, so Mrs. Teagues said I was smart already. We played a lot too. Mami made so many friends” Rio almost chokes on her wine.
“Really? How so, Nicky?” She directs the question to her son on purpose.
“I don’t know. A lot of girls were talking to her”
“Is.that.so, my dear wife?” Agatha was saying it very calmly but every word filled with jealousy.
“Babe, some of the moms thought I was a single parent, that’s all”
“Did you tell them you weren’t?”
Rio puts a hand on her wife’s knee and Nicky answers for her. “Mami showed them your picture”
“Did she now?”
“Yes, my love, I did. They wanted to see if it was true that I have a wife.”
On that night Agatha fucked Rio’s brains out while reminding her who she belongs to. Not that Rio had forgotten but, well, maybe she was fucking the jealousy out of herself. For a month she took Nicky to school accompanying Rio. Holding her by the waist the whole time while greeting other parents.
Now, on Nicky’s 9th birthday and Rio’s 44th, they were preparing for their party. It was, again, halloween themed, since it was also halloween. They agreed to celebrate Nicky's during lunch, inviting his friends over. For trick or treating Wanda would take him and her twins so Agatha could celebrate Rio at night.
Nicky got a lot of presents but he didn’t ask his moms for anything. They were curious why.
“Nicky, baby, are you happy with all the gifts you’ve gotten?” Rio asks. Both are sitting on the floor with him.
“Yes. I loved them. Why?”
“It’s just that you didn’t ask anything from us, specifically.” Agatha adds while looking at Rio.
“I wrote a letter” He hands them the piece of paper.
“You wrote a letter?” Rio ask confused
“The teacher said we should try to express feelings on the paper when we don’t know how to say them out loud.”
“Nicky, you can say anything to us” Rio holds his little hands.
The doorbell rings and Nicky runs to get the door. “Auntie Wanda!!”
He went with Wanda. He was going to spend the night at hers.
Rio and Agatha started to read his letter.
Dear mom and mami,
Mrs Tyler said we should write our feelings when we don’t want to express them out loud. Sometimes it helps.
I am writing to say what I want for my birthday. I want to be a big brother. I think that will make me happy and also mami, because it’s her birthday and she will get this present too. I also would like a guitar.
Rio looks at Agatha looking for her answer and Agatha does the same.
They were both thinking about having a second little one in the house. But they never told each other.
“Let’s savor this for later? I still want to celebrate your birthday.” Agatha says while holding her face with one hand and the other on her waist. Rio nods in agreement.
“Let’s get ready then”
Alright so this brings me to the next ‘first’.
7. First time at a fancy motel
You would think that by forty four Rio would have experienced all of her sex fantasies.
Days before her birthday Agatha decides what they would be doing.
They were sitting on the couch, Agatha had a nintendo switch in hand. She was practicing because she promised Nicky to learn how to play. Rio had some students' art work in hand to evaluate. She was now a professor of the arts.
“Fuck this” Agatha hisses.
Rio can’t help but laugh “What is it, gorgeous? Can’t handle a little game?”
“Shut your face or I’ll do it myself” She was very, very stressed.
“Well in that case I’ll talk so so much until you decide to sit on my face and-” Agatha jumps to her lap in a second “didn’t know it was going to be this fast”
“Shut up, I’m mad and horny. We haven’t had sex in a week”
“Well, that won’t happen now, your son is awake in his room” Agatha sighs and tries to go back to sitting on the couch but Rio holds her stronger.
“That doesn’t mean you can’t make out with me” And so they make out until they are out of breath.
“Ugh, I hate this” Rio raises an eyebrow at Agatha in question “I mean, I love being a mom, I do, but I need some dirty, dirty time with you or I’ll go insane”
“We can arrange that. Maybe we could rent a room for the night?”
Agatha’s face changes into a mischievous look and she says “Or… we could go to one of those very expensive motels”
“I’ve never been to one of those. Have you?” Good God Rio, not the moment to get jealous
“Yes, twice. I semi-dated a rich older lady in my 20’s” She says it like she’s proud
“I don’t wanna hear about that and I do not want to go to the same one you went with this skank”
“Alright baby” and then another idea strikes “Wait, we could go spend the night of your birthday there! What do you think?”
“I think I just got extra excited for it” She kisses Agatha hungrily
“Hope you can stay awake a little longer tonight because I am going to eat you out in the shower” They are so close they can feel each other’s heavy breathing
“I’ll grab some coffee” She rises up with Agatha still on her lap and that puts her down, which only makes Agatha hornier.
Rio comes back from the kitchen and Agatha has a little blue package for her.
“What’s this?” She asks her wife.
“I want to give you your first present before your birthday”
“First? You didn’t have to, baby” She leans down to kiss Agatha and sits back down on the sofa opening her gift. It was a purple polaroid camera.
“I figured it was time for a new one and you have another first to take pictures of… your first night at a very expensive motel”
Rio doesn’t say anything, she simply hugs her wife tightly and thanks her.
I will not give you any specific details on how the night of Rio’s birthday went but just know that it involved a lot of face riding, straps, toys, someone was hanging from something at some point, a jacuzzi was used and they may have even lost weight because of the amount of cardio they were doing for several hours. Rumour has it that the next baby they had a year later was due to Agatha impregnating Rio.
8. First time in disneyland
Neither of them had ever gone to Disneyland, so they decided that now was the time. Agatha was fifty, Rio was forty seven, Nicky was twelve and Luna, the one they adopted, was three. She was adorable and had blue eyes like Agatha. Rio loved that. Agatha was thrilled since the one she carried came out looking like Rio and now the one they adopted turned out to look exactly like her.
They took the plane to Orlando and booked a hotel room. The trip was actually calm if you don’t count the many times Rio and Nicky decided to wander around the airport to look at airplanes together.
Once they were in the magical world of Disney, Agatha teared up watching her wife hold their baby girl and walk hand in hand with their now not so baby boy.
She took a picture on Rio’s polaroid camera.
“Can I go to the space mountain line?” Nicky asks
“Yes, but let’s take our picture first” Rio says. She then asks someone to take the picture. It was another first time together and now with their kids.
“Alright, now you and your mami can go to the space mountain line, Luna and I will be at the shop”
“You sure you don’t want to come with? I can hold her” Rio offers
“Love, I know how excited you are to go and I rather eat mud than ride that thing, so go. But give me a kiss first, please” Rio kisses her quickly but with passion. “Another first together” she whispers to Rio.
“Another one” Rio whispers back.
“MAMI LET’S GO!” Nicky yells
“Alright, alright! But don’t ever yell at me like that again, entendes?”
“Perdón”
“Todo bien. VAMONOS!!!”
Let’s say the two days they spent at Disneyland were chaotic but also very, very magical.
They arrived at home, on a sunday, and it was almost Agatha’s fifty one birthday. After the kids went to sleep and they were laying down, tangled together in silence, Rio breaks the silence.
“Midnight. Happy birthday mi amor, my love, my wife” She kisses Agatha
“Thank you, mi amor, my love and my wife” she chuckles a bit.
“I love you so much, Agatha. I hope you feel my love for you everyday”
“You always get sappy on my birthdays” She’s kidding around but their eyes are locked on each other.
“That's because I’m so glad you were born and became my partner in life. Now stop being an asshole and say it back.” she pouts.
“I love you too, Rio” She kisses her profoundly.
When they break the kiss Rio picks something up from under the bed. It’s a photo album.
“What’s this?”
“My gift for you. Well, the first one.”
Agatha opens it and sees all of the first times they experienced together. Rio collected all of the photos she captured from day one until that very moment and made it into sort of a memory capsule for her wife.
“For how long have you been making this?” She starts to tear up but the tears don’t fall down.
“I had the idea when we first smoked together, so I kept all the photos”
“How were you so sure we were going to last this long?” Trying to make fun but failing miserably because of her timid smile.
“I just knew. Now here, put our first time in Disneyland together there.” She hands Agatha the polaroid photo they took and she puts it on the photo album and writes “The first time we ever went to Disneyland”.
“I hope I get more first times with you in the future, Rio. You’re my first and only love”
“You’re my first real love. And only love.”