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1. Blue Bird On The Sill by Tesmi

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F, F/M, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   28 Feb 2013

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Dirk Strider/ John Egbert
   • John Egbert & Dirk Strider
   • Dirk Strider
   • John Egbert
   • Dave Strider
   • Rose Lalonde
   • Jade Harley
   • Karkat Vantas
   • Terezi Pyrope
   • Sollux Captor
   • Roxy Lalonde
   • Rufioh Nitram
   • Dirkjohn is main ship
   • Other ships may occure
   • There will be a lot of butt touching pinkie promise
   • Poor attempts at humor
   • It is not recommended anyone with a sense of humor read this
   • no SBurb AU

   Summary

   College is hard. John Egbert has enough on his plate without having to deal with the unwelcome visitor that comes to stay at his dorm. Being roommates with Dave Strider is hard enough, but John didn't sign up to have to deal with his twin brother Dirk as well. What starts out as a hate relationship quickly turns into a game of prankster gambit and one-upmanship between two incredibly twitterpated idiots.

   Needless to say, this story and the characters about which it tells are a complete and total clusterfuck.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   7,191

   Chapters:

   2/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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