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  1. open up your skull (i'll be there) by

    Fandoms: 21st Century CE RPF, Real Person Fiction, luigi mangione - Fandom  

    08 Mar 2025

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    “Just testing your patience.” He leans against the counter, as relaxed as ever. “Okay, fine. I’ll take an iced vanilla latte.”

    You punch it into the register hastily, eager to get this over with. “Size?”

    “Surprise me.”

    You don’t even hesitate before clicking small.

    He gasps dramatically, placing a dramatic hand on his heart in mock injury. “Ouch. Is that really what you think of me?”

    How long will it take until your insufferably smug nemesis finally breaks all your meticulously built walls?

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