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FAZBEAR ENTERTAINMENT TO CREATE NEW ATTRACTION IN HURRICANE
HURRICANE DAILY MAIL | UTAH, USA | SUNDAY ISSUE
Reported by Andrea Wrisely-Cooper
Fazbear Entertainment has long since been a staple of the community here in Hurricane ever since its founding over fifty years ago, for better or for worse. Dazzling kids and adults alike with its cutting-edge animatronic technology and then immediately dashing it away with their illness-inducing pizza, the company managed to survive a slew of lawsuits and accidents involving guests and employees alike, on nothing but the faces of their cute, colourful characters.
However, it seemed like the company was finally left in the dust after its last physical location burnt to the ground (a common occurrence with their restaurants, attributed to the shoddy electrical work caused by cutting costs, which became apparent after the company declared bankruptcy). While they did see some success by branching into other business ventures such as video game development and machinery consultancy, it did seem that Fazbear had finally become faz-done.
That was until yesterday night, where it was announced in a press conference that Fazbear Entertainment was to open a new location just inside of the Hurricane town border. Public attention had already been piqued when the nearly 120 acre plot of land had been reportedly sold to an unknown investor, but the announcement came as a shock from the current Fazbear CEO . . .
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literally what is happening
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Guys you really shouldn’t be talking about Fazbear like this you WILL get sued lmao
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On one hand I really want to go check out that new mega mall my oomfs are talking about. On the other hand I do not ever want to go to Utah.
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r/familyentertainment · Posted by u/catastrophiccrowcalamity 12 hours ago.
ANYONE HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH FREDDY FAZBEAR’S PIZZA?
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So I’m not sure how many have heard, but Fazbear Entertainment is opening a new location, a huge mega mall in Utah. I know they’re kinda infamous on this subreddit nowadays for being the opposite of “family friendly and safe” but I’m curious if anyone has ever had any good/bad/whatever experiences with them since I’m pretty sure all their locations were local to Utah.
Also, for the mods; if this is against the guidelines can you let me know and I’ll take it down? I know there’s been a few strikes against posts like this and I really don’t want another warning against my account for something I didn’t know about.
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defenderofasheep59 points · 3 hours ago
Wait you’re telling me Fazbear is based in Utah??? No wonder they’re insane nothing good ever happens there
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stuckinthelag18 points · 3 hours ago
Utah resident here; yeah that’s fair
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bestfriendtheiris53 points · 4 hours ago
Damn that’s rude. I live in Utah and it’s not all bad.
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defenderofasheep59 points · 2 hours ago
Wait you have internet there??? I thought all you guys did was churn butter omg
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wallysbestfriend49 points · 5 hours ago
Okay am I the only one who feels like all of this is coming out of nowhere? I had no clue what any of this was about until like last week when the mods started taking posts down, this all seems very boring
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roygbiv2 points · 6 hours ago
Children’s restaurant turns out to be the hotspot for crimes who would have thunked
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theoileyone59 points · 6 hours ago
Dude, all of your comments on this subreddit is complaining or making fun of something like this, what is your problem?
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lookupatthemoon37 points · 2 hours ago
Mods banning other posts for no reason but let this guy roam free. Average Reddit experience.
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ultimatezendrellixfan63 points · 9 hours ago
All the rumours and stuff are no joke. My dad lived in Hurricane his whole life so I asked him about it, and he said that he would under no circumstances let me visit. Said that it’s too “accident prone.”
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funtimewithfrankie25 points · 4 hours ago
LMAOOOO he rlly said “srry son ur too cringe to go have fun”
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ultimatezendrellixfan63 points · 3 hours ago
No, not that I was too accident prone. That “it” was too accident prone.
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sayhellotothemr43 points · 9 hours ago
Literally who even cares about this I am so tired of seeing everyone talking about it. Get some new topics!
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beaverstarling39 points · 3 hours ago
No one’s making you stay here girl get off the subreddit
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Anonymous asked:Please tell us more about your work history. You got us curious with the mention of conspiracy theories.
Okay fine. A ranking of all the jobs I have worked in my life, from least to most terrible.
NUMBER ONE freelance artist; hell yeah it’s my dream job (you should all check out my portfolio by the way I’m currently looking for some extra work in between fulltime employment <3)
NUMBER TWO waiter at a local diner; wasn’t too bad but it was a small town diner so to be expected there was a lot of creeps and poor tippers. My coworkers being entertaining talking about half-baked conspiracy theories were the only part that made it more enjoyable than anything else on this list.
NUMBER THREE summer job at an antique shop; seeing all the old shit was cool but it was run by an old guy who always forgot to pay me on time and the dust gave me allergies. Plus there were WAY too many creepy clown dolls for my liking.
NUMBER FOUR artist for a haunted house; got hired on to do some props/decorations but it burnt down before I even had the chance to visit the place. Also the guy who hired me smelt like weed.
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You all called me DERANGED when I dared to suggest that Fazbear Ent. might be shady years ago but NOW you all AGREE? I can’t believe this.
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While we’re all talking about Fazbear Entertainment is nobody going to mention that other company that had way too many deaths linked to their robots?
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Username: Delilah M.
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Is this a good time to mention that I went to Freddy’s once as a kid and saw one of animatronics’ head bite off
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FAZBEAR ENTERTAINMENT: The Dark Side of Hurricane
Name: Tony Becker
Class: 2-230 - Introduction to Business
INTRODUCTION
There have been many companies known for operating in unsafe conditions for both their employees and their customers. A few come to mind such as the Playtime Corporation, Hameln Entertainment or Waygetter Electronics. But none are as well known to the people of Hurricane than Fazbear Entertainment. Rumours have been circulating around them since their founding about the dangerous and hazardous environment they cultivate at their many locations. This has also led them to become very famous on the Internet and in true crime circles far beyond the reach of their founding town. But the question of how the company got to where it is today is one shrouded in mystery …
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BUSINESS REPORT FINAL PAPER MARKING INSTRUCTIONS
Assignment Instructions:
Create a report on some sort of a business, franchise or other institution of your choosing. You will write up a 1000-1500 word report on this group; please give a brief overview of their history, their brand and any other interesting information you find and wish to include. You will also create a presentation (slideshow, poster board, etc.) which you will be presenting to the class on a future date. No two people can work on the same group so topics must be submitted in advance; this is an individual project, so no partners. Works cited must be included in MLA format, both online and paper copy of report must be submitted.
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B+
Feedback:
Love the creativity on the project! The visuals in the slideshow were appropriately spooky and the content in the report was interesting. For next time, I would suggest going more in-depth on the business side of their history rather than focusing just on the rumours and legends surrounding them. Less speculation, more fact. There were also a few minor grammatical and spelling errors so for future reference make sure to read over your work before submitting. Full marking scheme included below. Great work!
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WELCOME EVERYONE TO FREDDY’S NEW LOCATION
HURRICANE DAILY MAIL | UTAH, USA | SUNDAY ISSUE
Reported by Andrea Wrisely-Cooper
Citizens of Hurricane will be excited to know that the widely anticipated Freddy Fazbear’s Mega Pizzaplex is now officially open for business. The Fazbear Entertainment CEO alongside many of board members appeared at the site last Friday to officially open the doors to the newest Freddy’s location. There was a large crowd awaiting the morning of, eager to get a first look inside at the tantalizing children’s paradise.
However, it was not without problems. The opening ceremony had to be delayed by a full five hours as a small fire had started in the building, prompting the news stations that had arrived to hear the opening remarks to call emergency services. The fire department is still investigating the cause of the fire but determined it started somewhere near the indoor racetrack — one of the most anticipated attractions of the mall. Despite this setback, the opening still commenced . . .
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Fazbear Entertainment can sue me I don’t care this shit funny as hell
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Absolutely no shade to the people of Utah but wtf is going on over there
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People go on and on about how the human spirit is urged to create art and literature. That is a lie. It actually is urged to create giant animal death robots.
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HAVE YOU SEEN ME?
Name: Gregory Charles █████
Age: 11
Last seen: Foster home in Lily Lake subdivision, North Hurricane
Description: Caucasian boy around 4”2, brown hair and brown eyes. Often seen wearing a bandage over his left cheek. Was wearing a blue collared shirt and beige shorts when last seen.
IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION REGARDING MY WHEREABOUTS, PLEASE CONTACT THE LOCAL HURRICANE POLICE ASAP
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itsalwaysworththerisk
did i ever tell you guys about the time i went to Freddy Fazbear’s
okay so for clarity i’m pretty sure it was going by a different name (like pizza place or smth) and i don’t remember it well bc i was like 10. but my mom heard that it opened and she used to go to it all the time as a kid so she dragged me and my brother there for a couple hours to see how it had changed. it was a horrible experience and do not fear she swore up and down that it was better when she was a kid but i don’t believe her.
it was a pretty standard pizza place like all the food tasted like cardboard and the robots were — yes indeed — very creepy. also half of them weren’t even robots bc one of them was a vacuum cleaner. no this isn’t a joke just after lunch when the dining room was super empty one of the workers came and took one of the main robots off the stage and replaced it w a vacuum cleaner. it had googly eyes and they just plugged it in and let it do circles on the stage until it accidentally unplugged itself.
anyways. it was mostly just very boring aside from the vacuum cleaner thing. i played in the ballpit for awhile and found someone’s bloody bandaid. my bro talked w some other kids and it seemed like the general consensus was that nobody rlly wanted to be there only our parents had all dragged us out. when i tried to play one of the arcade machines (it was some weird racing game) it broke as soon as i started to win and when i told the employee he just said “yeah that happens sometimes” and gave me a quarter (it cost over a dollar to play btw).
also he might've been the only employee there bc he was the also the one who dealt with the vacuum cleaner and i saw nobody else the entire like four hours we were there. also also he smelled like shit. also also also yes my mom did leave a bad review and no we did not die and no i do not think the robots were haunted. except for the vacuum cleaner.
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Hey has anyone actually been to the fuckbear megamall yet or were you all just toting that for likes
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do NOT go in the ballpit at Freddy’s after taking an edible there is a rabbit in here
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Hey guys quick question for my lawyer friends; is it legal for a city government to withhold what should be public record from you when you ask
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EXTRACT FROM Bill and Stewart’s Interesting Inexplicable Investigations
SEASON 2, EPISODE 14
"The Strange Happenings of Fazbear Entertainment"
[ TIMESTAMP : 00:00:00 ]
[ Spooky music playing. ]
BILL: Welcome back peeps and creeps to another episode of —
STEWART: [ In a poor attempt at a Dracula impersonation ] Bill and Stewart’s Interesting Inexplicable Investigations!
BILL: Where we discuss and review anything that’s creepy, weird, and generally inexplicable.
STEWART: Or anything that interests us.
[ Spooky music cuts out with a record scratch. ]
BILL: You’re not supposed to tell them that bit.
STEWART: Well, the people deserve to know the truth!
BILL: You’re impossible. Okay, what’s the topic for today, mister truth-master?
STEWART: I am glad you asked! So, today’s investigation was actually a heavily suggested one by you guys in our inbox — I mean literally, we got a letter from one of you in our PO box asking us to talk about this. And I’m glad you did because whoo-wee! This was a rabbit hole.
BILL: I let Stu take over most of the research for this episode because he wanted to and guys, I swear to you he was up until midnight every day for a week while researching this.
STEWART: It was interesting, okay? Can’t blame a guy for getting a litttle obsessed with murder, can you?
BILL: Got me there.
STEWART: Alright! Now, I’m sure you’re all just chomping at the bit to —
BILL: Not how that saying works.
STEWART: Shut up — to know what we’re talking about today! So without further ado, let’s jump into the mysteries of —
STEWART and BILL: [ At the same time ] Fazbear Entertainment LLC!
[ TIMESTAMP : 00:32:45 ]
BILL: Wait, sorry, how many people have died on premise?
STEWART: Only about ten confirmed, five of those being the kids from that “Dead Children Incident” and five being security guards — most reported to be heart attacks on the job, some left ambiguous. All the other theorized deaths were only ever reported to be “disappearances,” and for the two “accidents” —
BILL: Let me guess, they died in the hospital so technically it “doesn’t count?”
STEWART: Bing bang boom.
BILL: Jesus Christ! If I had a penny for every time we heard that excuse on this show, I’d be rich enough that I wouldn’t have to be here anymore.
STEWART: If I had a penny for every missing person linked to this company I would be right there with you. Not only do they have a “Dead Children Incident,” they also had a “Missing Children’s Incident.”
BILL: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
STEWART: [ Laughter ] Woah, dude. I heard that feedback through the mic!
BILL: My bad.
STEWART: But yes, the Missing Children Incident actually happened before the Dead Children Incident —
BILL: Please stop saying “dead children,” we’re going to lose our ad revenue.
[ PORTIONS OF THIS TRANSCRIPT FROM 00:33:13 TO 00:52:43 HAVE BEEN REDACTED DUE TO SOME LEGAL ISSUES. WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE EVERYONE BUT WE DON’T WANT TO GET SUED LOL - B&S. ]
STEWART: So, get this — both the owners go off the grid.
BILL: Are you kidding me?
STEWART: No, I’m not joking. Henry and William both go missing afterwards! I mean, we can guess whichever one was accused of the missing kids disappeared after he got free, but I don’t know why the other one would disappear as well.
BILL: Probably didn’t want to deal with all the publicity. Like, your best friend and business partner is accused of kidnapping and-slash-or killing kids and your entire business is under the fire, why not just cut your losses and pack it up to, like, Aruba or something.
STEWART: Well, I mean, they both had kids they left behind. Henry’s son reportedly lived with his wife after his sister went missing and there’s virtually no info on William’s eldest, but he was definitely still around at this point, so some people suspected foul play ‘cause of the kids —
[ Spooky music suddenly cuts out. ]
BILL: Have we ever considered that maybe the kids sucked? Just abandon those losers.
STEWART: [ Laughter ] Abandon those —
BILL: They’re just dead weight at this point.
STEWART: [ Laughter, wheezing ] Dead weight —
BILL: Just absolutely failure kids. Embarrassing.
STEWART: Okay, okay, quit distracting me.
[ Spooky music begins again. ]
STEWART: Now, after both men disappeared, it would be some time before another controversy hit the company. The next one was the disappearance of William’s eldest, and only living, child; Michael Afton. Michael reportedly went missing much like his father in the year of —
[ Spooky music cuts out again. ]
BILL: Wow, cringe.
STEWART: SHUT THE HELL UP!
[ More laughter from both. ]
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NO HURRICANE TO PUT OUT THIS FIRE; FREDDY FAZBEAR’S MEGA PIZZAPLEX BURNED TO THE GROUND
HURRICANE DAILY MAIL | UTAH, USA | SUNDAY ISSUE
Reported by Andrea Wrisely-Cooper
Yesterday evening, the town of Hurricane was once again struck by tragedy when news came that Freddy Fazbear’s Mega Pizzaplex — the newest of Fazbear Entertainment’s physical establishments — had gone up in flames sometime around 6:30 AM. The mall had planned to stay closed for a week to allow for maintenance on their animatronic characters and construction to several attractions, including the race course which has been operating on-and-off since the mall’s debut.
The mall opened just over a year ago in May to the astonishment of many. Fazbear Entertainment had been under heavy public scrutiny for years after multiple instances of health and safety violations, and missing persons reported, with even deaths of employees and customers alike having been linked to the company’s multiple locations. Fazbear Entertainment has denied all allegations against them but continues to . . .
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spiderdance41 points · 6 hours ago
Hey there, I live a few hours away from Hurricane so I can’t tell you details, but I know for a fact that half of my friends are debating going over to see the mall once it’s built just to see if all the rumours are true lol