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[7:42 PM]
🐵 Hyun: okay. i have a problem.
🦊 Haru: we know.
🐰 Wumuti: be specific.
🦋 Rui: are we talking emotional, mental, or physical?
🐵 Hyun: I HATE YOU ALL.
[7:44 PM]
🐵 Hyun: NO BUT SERIOUSLY
🐵 Hyun: THERE’S A BOX OUTSIDE OUR DORM DOOR
🦊 Haru: …okay?
🐰 Wumuti: is it addressed to us?
🦋 Rui: did you open it?
[7:45 PM]
🐵 Hyun: NO I DIDN’T OPEN IT. WHAT IF IT’S A TRAP.
🦊 Haru: bro who’s out here setting traps for you specifically
🐰 Wumuti: yeah what have you done to deserve this
🦋 Rui: if anyone’s got enemies it’s haru
[7:47 PM]
🦊 Haru: WHY ME???
🐵 Hyun: CAN WE FOCUS.
🐵 Hyun: THE BOX. IT’S JUST SITTING THERE. MENACINGLY.
[7:49 PM]
🐰 Wumuti: so just open it?
🦊 Haru: yeah just rip it open
🦋 Rui: if you die we’ll dedicate the next album to you
🐵 Hyun: STOP. THIS IS SERIOUS.
[7:50 PM]
🐰 Wumuti: bro it’s a box
🦊 Haru: what if it’s just something the staff ordered?
🦋 Rui: or a gift from a fan?
🐵 Hyun: okay but why is it UNLABELED.
[7:52 PM]
🐰 Wumuti: wait.
🐰 Wumuti: what if it’s cursed.
🦊 Haru: oh my god.
🦋 Rui: i can’t do this right now.
🐵 Hyun: SEE. WUMUTI GETS IT.
[7:53 PM]
🐵 Hyun: what if we open it and bad luck follows us forever
🐰 Wumuti: i’m just saying. movies start like this.
🦊 Haru: you guys are so dramatic.
🦋 Rui: i’m opening it.
[7:55 PM]
🐵 Hyun: WAIT NO—
📎 Rui sent a photo
🐰 Wumuti: …
🦊 Haru: …
🐵 Hyun: …is that. A STUFFED ANIMAL???
[7:56 PM]
🦋 Rui: yep.
🐰 Wumuti: WE JUST SPENT TEN MINUTES PANICKING OVER A PLUSHIE???
🐵 Hyun: BUT WHERE DID IT COME FROM
🦊 Haru: WAIT. HOLD ON. RUI.
🦊 Haru: WHY ARE YOU HOLDING IT SO GENTLY.
[7:58 PM]
🦋 Rui: shut up.
🐵 Hyun: NO NO NO. WHY ARE YOU HUGGING IT.
🐰 Wumuti: I KNEW IT. RUI HAS A SOFT SIDE.
🦊 Haru: bro is cuddling it. I’M TAKING A PICTURE.
[8:00 PM]
📎 Haru sent a photo
🐵 Hyun: LOOK AT HIS LITTLE SMILE 😭
🐰 Wumuti: THE WAY HE’S HOLDING IT
🦋 Rui: I WILL END ALL OF YOU.
[8:02 PM]
🦊 Haru: nah bro this is going in the archives
🐵 Hyun: THE LEGENDARY RUI SOFTNESS REVEALED
🐰 Wumuti: we should get him more plushies
🦋 Rui: I HATE YOU ALL.
[8:05 PM]
✅ Hyun changed the chat name to “Rui & His Emotional Support Plushie”
🦊 Haru: so. do you wanna name it?
🐵 Hyun: what if it’s cursed.
🐰 Wumuti: shut up we’re letting him enjoy his moment
🦋 Rui: blocks chat