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[11:32 AM]
🦊 Haru: hyungggggggggg
🐵 Hyun: what do you want.
🐰 Wumuti: i feel like i already know where this is going
🦋 Rui: i’m not getting involved.
[11:33 AM]
🦊 Haru: can someone buy me bubble tea 🥺
🐵 Hyun: bro we LITERALLY went out yesterday.
🐰 Wumuti: haru we have practice.
🦋 Rui: this is why you’re a problem.
[11:34 AM]
🦊 Haru: BUT I WANT IT NOW 😭
🐵 Hyun: suffer
🐰 Wumuti: be strong, little one
🦋 Rui: you will live.
[11:35 AM]
🦊 Haru: RUDE. SO MEAN TO THE MAKNAE. I’M JUST A BABY.
🐵 Hyun: YOU ARE 100% NOT A BABY.
🐰 Wumuti: no fr we have SEEN the chaos you cause
🦋 Rui: babies don’t plot crimes.
[11:37 AM]
🦊 Haru: first of all. rude. second of all. i just like to have fun 🙂
🐵 Hyun: "fun" is terrorizing us.
🐰 Wumuti: name ONE day haru hasn’t caused problems.
🦋 Rui: you literally locked me out of the dorm last week.
[11:38 AM]
🦊 Haru: OKAY BUT THAT WAS FUNNY
🐵 Hyun: FOR WHO???
🐰 Wumuti: we’re never letting that go
🦋 Rui: i will have my revenge.
[11:40 AM]
🦊 Haru: HYUNGIE 🥺
🐵 Hyun: DON’T “HYUNGIE” ME
🐰 Wumuti: he’s pulling out the aegyo HELP
🦋 Rui: disgusting behavior
[11:41 AM]
🦊 Haru: soooo about that bubble tea 🥰
🐵 Hyun: NO.
🐰 Wumuti: YOU DON’T DESERVE IT
🦋 Rui: STARVE.
[11:42 AM]
✅ Haru changed the chat name to “Haru’s Hyungs Are Fake”
🐵 Hyun: haru if you change the chat name one more time
🐰 Wumuti: so dramatic for what
🦋 Rui: we are literally the only people who tolerate you.
🦊 Haru: 😡😡😡
🐵 Hyun: get over it, menace.
🐰 Wumuti: grow up.
🦋 Rui: no bubble tea for you.
🦊 Haru: I’M REPORTING YOU ALL TO THE COMPANY.