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1. [podfic] Reality Checks for the Absurdly Wealthy by Elpie by xk_s_reads (xiaokuer_schmetterling) for ExileInIL

   Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   02 Aug 2025

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   • Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
   • Jiang Yanli/Jin Zixuan
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • Jin Zixuan
   • Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
   • Xue Yang | Xue Chengmei
   • Minor Characters
   • Romantic Friendship
   • Queerplatonic Relationships
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Adulting
   • Coming of Age
   • Alternate Universe
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Friendship
   • Developing Friendships
   • Humor
   • Warm and Fuzzy Feelings
   • Podfic
   • Podfic & Podficced Works
   • Audio Content
   • Embedded Audio
   • Audio Format: MP3
   • Audio Format: Streaming
   • Download Available
   • Embedded Images
   • Podfic Cover Welcome
   • Attempt at Humor
   • hokay. so. here's the deal with bedtime stories y'all:
   • i'm an oddity (lol i have audhd -- so that's autism and adhd interacting & it can get Weird)
   • so sometimes i get distracted from the story i'm performing or mess up the words
   • freetalk
   • sometimes it's more chatty than others lol
   • i typically make live-reaction and / or cold-read podfic with no edits
   • listeners will hear the same ambient noises i did when recording
   • (it's like we're hanging out in the same room :P ok?)
   • lukewarm read
   • length just about 2 hrs with ch4

   Summary

   a bedtime (⸝⸝ᴗ_ᴗ⸝⸝) z z 𐰁 stories podfic

   excerpted author's summary:

   In which Jin Zixuan gets cut off and is quickly adopted by a pair of heavily-tattooed magpies who teach him how to do things like do laundry, ride the bus, and take control of his own stupid life.

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   An ode to friendship and emotional support dipshits.

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   full author's summary in the intro notes!

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   194

   Chapters:

   7/7

   Comments:

   20

   Kudos:

   20

   Bookmarks:

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