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  1. A Gift of Questionable Taste by

    Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy  

    09 Feb 2025

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    The Shepard family opening gifts on Christmas morning OR Joker gets Shepard the dumbest t-shirt he could find on the Citadel

    ""Hilly, c'on, you've got more presents to open." Jeff grinned, watching his daughter eschew the rest of her brightly wrapped gifts in favor of her new favorite toy: a large cardboard box that had contained a new chest plate for Katra's armour. He was on the ground, just beside the tree with its tempting tinsel, brightly colored ornaments and multicolored, blinking lighst. To protect it, and their daughter, they'd given up and put the tree inside Hilly's playpen.
    "Box!" The little girl, with her mother's red hair, shouted gleefully. Utterly ignoring her father, she crawled inside, giggling and making growling noises."

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