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Ancients GC

Summary:

Crack fic
Did this for funsies lol

No promises on updates

Chapter 1: Groupchat creation

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

@PureVanillaCookie created a group chat

@PureVanillaCookie added @WhiteLilies🤍🌼 into the group chat

@PureVanillaCookie added @GIVEMEYOURTREASURES into the group chat

GIVEMEYOURTREASURES
wtf is this???

@PureVanillaCookie added @TheDr@gonLord1 into the group chat

GIVEMEYOURTREASURES
LMAO is that dark cacao???

TheDr@gonLord1
Shut it.

@TheDr@gonLord1 changed their nickname to DarkCacao

GIVEMEYOURTREASURES
It IS you lololol

DarkCacao
I WILL come rip of those wings of yours

@PureVanillaCookie added @TheUltimateBerry_Shielder

GIVEMEYOURTREASURES
you can come try! mwahahahah

TheUltimateBerry_Shielder
I HAVE ARRIVED!!! 🎉

GIVEMEYOURTREASURES
why are we here again

PureVanillaCookie
Why I'd thought it would be nice to have a groupchat with all of us

@TheDr@gonLord1 has left the group chat

@PureVanillaCookie added @TheDr@gonLord1 into the group chat

@TheDr@gonLord1 has left the group chat

@GIVEMEYOURTREASURES added @TheDr@gonLord1 into the groupchat

GIVEMEYOURTREASURES
you cant escape from us that easily you old sack of rags

TheUltimateBerry_Shielder
Wait is that Dark Cacao?????

GIVEMEYOURTREASURES
yep in the flesh

TheUltimateBerry_Shielder
Nice username! Strong! I love it!

GIVEMEYOURTREASURES
lmaololololol

@TheDr@gonLord1 changed their nickname to DarkCacao

TheUltimateBerry_Shielder
aw why'd you change it?

GIVEMEYOURTREASURES
yea why o mighty dragon lord? is it perhaps your embarrassed about your user? lolol

DarkCacao
Both of you shut it. And it's you're*

GIVEMEYOURTREASURES
what an original comeback bravo

WhiteLilies🤍🌼
This groupchat is really chaotic

GIVEMEYOURTREASURES
the mighty dragon lord is the one who brings the chaos aint that right cacao

DarkCacao
You better watch your back Golden Cheese

GIVEMEYOURTREASURES
oh shiver me timbers im oh so sorry o mighty lord for i have angered you

DarkCacao
That's it.

GIVEMEYOURTREASURES
you cant get me you cant get me

PureVanillaCookie
Golden Cheese cookie, you should stop making fun of Dark Cacao, everyone's usernames are lovely

GIVEMEYOURTREASURES
nah he wont do anything

someones knocking hang on brb

TheUltimateBerry_Shielder
What does brb mean?

WhiteLilies🤍🌼
BRB means be right back

TheUltimateBerry_Shielder
Oh I see

so what does 'be right back' mean

WhiteLilies🤍🌼
well

um ;;

PureVanillaCookie
It means Golden Cheese has left her phone unattended to check up on something, and will be back later, Hollyberry

TheUlitimateBerry_Shielder
Ohhhhhhh thank you Pure Vanilla

PureVanillaCookie
You're very welcome Hollyberry

GIVEMEYOURTREASURES
GUYS GUYS GUYS I THINK DARK CACAO IS AT MY DOOR

PLEASE HELP

WhiteLilies🤍🌼
what

TheUltimateBerry_Shielder
How?? And why

GIVEMEYOURTREASURES
I MADE FUN OF HIM TOO MUCH

@PureVanillaCookie

@PureVanillaCookie

PLS PLS PLS PLS TELL @TheDr@gonLord1 TO CALM DOWN

PureVanillaCookie
@TheDr@gonLord1 you shouldn't be too rash. Golden Cheese was only joking

DarkCacao
...

GIVEMEYOURTREASURES
yes pls im sorry i was only joking

DarkCacao
Fine.

GIVEMEYOURTREASURES
hahahaha loser

DarkCacao
I'm still outside your door.

PureVanillaCookie
Golden Cheese.

GIVEMEYOURTREASURES
ok ok i'll stop now go scurry back to your gloomy corner

DarkCacao
Hm.

GIVEMEYOURTREASURES
welp anyways i gotta go now suckers

TheUlitmateBerry_Shielder
What's a sucker?

WhiteLilies🤍🌼
Bye Golden Cheese!

PureVanillaCookie
Have a lovely rest of your day Golden Cheese

GIVEMEYOURTREASURES
no good bye? @TheDr@gonLord1

@TheDr@gonLord1

DarkCacao
..Good riddance.

TheUltimateBerry_Shielder
Wait what does sucker mean!?!?!?

I'll just go ask Wildberry

WhiteLilies🤍🌼
..

well that was something

PureVanillaCookie
When I made this group chat I did think it would be considerably chaotic

But I'm sure it'll be fine

WhiteLilies🤍🌼
Maybe

 

 

 

TheUltimateBerry_Shielder
I'm back! I just asked Wildberry what a sucker is and he said it means a gullible or easily decieved person? Am I gullible or easily decieved?

Guys?

😢

Notes:

Texting headcannons:
-Hollyberry has NO idea what any internet slang means and mainly depends on wildberry or the other ancients to explain them to her
-Golden cheese's texting vocab is literally 90% internet slang
-Dark cacao made his username TheDr@gonLord1 like the emo edge lord he is (it's also based on his awakened form's name)