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“You know, you’re not a very fun travel partner,” Q says. Really, how rude.
“Most people would beg to differ,” Bond says. He’s sure Q will be able to figure out what he’s alluding to, but apparently it needs to be said out loud, because Q smirks, before he speaks again.
“Oh. And what do you do with these people?”
“I shag them,” Bond says. He’s not usually one to beat around the bush, when the question is this direct.
Q, as expected, smiles like he already knew this would be the answer.
“Well,” he says. “I don’t put out until the third date.”__
Bond and Q are on a mission, and sleep together. Things go on from there. Well... when Bond says sleeping together, it's not exactly what he usually means. It seems, to get there, they take the long way round.
Or: Bond is a bit messed up. Q is a bit in love with him. This may or may not be a good cocktail