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Summary:

Having been on the internet, the concept of Isekai wasn't new to you. You've read your fair share of fics, memes, and such. You've even read a few based on the Splatoon Manga. But to experience being abruptly uprooted from the life you knew and thrown into Inkadia. It couldn't be that bad right? Only issue was unlike those fanfics you read you didn't wake up as an Inkling.

You became an Octoling.

𖦹 note
I do not own Splatoon or the Splatoon Manga, but the plot and a characters that aren't part of the original narrative are my own original creations.

Chapter 1: "hello_world".txt

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Hello hello hello, tis I the f1sh!

ᔦꙬᔨ (Ꙭ)

Author notes

𖦹 The main premise of this fic is that I wanted the Reader to be an Octoling since most Isekai fan-fiction (the three I found), have an Inkling protagonist which is fine and all but it gets a bit repetitive since they all are bound to the same narrative (no hate all the fics people write are good). Having an Octoling reader in an Isekai fic is a concept that I think has so much potential for character dynamics, plot moments, etc yet no one ever explores it so here we are!

Disclaimers

𖦹 I don't have the best time management skills so my uploads may be extremely inconsistent, I apologise in advance for the long waiting periods.

𖦹 I have written a few short oneshots about some characters in the series and in make my own writing for personal projects BUT this will be my first time doing a long term project of this size (at least properly) so I have no idea what I am doing.

𖦹 PLEASE GIVE ME FEEDBACK!!! I don't have anyone to brainstorm ideas with or look over my drafts, so I REALLY APPRECIATE input or ideas for the story, feel free to message me on my tumblr since I am unfamiliar with the ao3 interface as of right now

𖦹 I'm pretty new to posting on AO3 so things like notes, my formatting, etc may be a bit off

𖦹 (Added) I will be including headcanons for the characters and characterising them based on my own interpretations!

Warnings

𖦹 As you hopefully saw in the tags, there will be death, identity crisis, discrimination (mostly centred around species/race but others forms related to sexuality and ableism will appear), and violence (outside of Multiplayer and Story Mode). If you are sensitive to these topics this fanfic might not be for you (I do put warnings at the top of each chapter incase you still want to read, reader discretion is still advised).

𖦹 Let me know if the topics I cover are portrayed in any way that seems harmful or causes misinformation so that I can rewrite it. Some of the themes in this story I will cover will be unfamiliar with me so the way I interpret them may come out wrong.

Chapter 2: rude_awakening.exe

Summary:

You wake up in a world that isn't yours. Luckily it's a world you enjoy thoroughly though your starting point is less than favourable.

Notes:

Warnings: Nudity (Non sexual), no beta read we die like my math grades

Just wanna make this clear, at the start the characters will be aged around 16 because I didn't want to stray too far from the by canon making them all adults. They will grow older as we progress through the arcs but for now they'll be minors and should be treated as such.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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When did breathing get so hard?

Your lungs kept under a subtle pressure as you tried to take as much oxygen into your body as you could feeling the mask strapped to your head press against your face with the increased pressure. Other sensations eased in, a muffled humming outside the liquid you were submerged in, it's warmth tempting you to fall back asleep. Your muscles took an extra moment to respond, twitching your fingers to stimulate some movement. Your joints waking up with you slowly.

Regaining enough control you wave a hand through the liquid, finger tips grazing a wire. You reached out again, grasping the wire this time, trying to follow it with your hand until it reached your bare chest. It was something to monitor you pulse.

Opening your eyes to confront reality, everything was lightly clouded in magenta, but through that you could see the glass walls of the container holding you. Pipes emerged from the metal at the bottom and top, running across the floor and ceiling, converging at a terminal covered in bright vinyl stickers.

An amalgamation of scrap metal, vintage computers, and such formed the main body. From where you were, the controls were out of sight but they likely linked to your pod? chamber? whatever the hell you were inside. Some sort of recovery chamber it seemed if your vitals were being monitored. The whole room was made of concrete from the floor to the ceiling with scrap metal sheets to cover presumably holes or parts of machinery. A few other chambers, matching yours with the same pipes extruding from them lined the room, all empty.

Tracing the cracks around the room quickly got monotonous, redirecting your attention to yourself to finally address everything that felt off. Pointed nailless fingers, larger round ears, tentacles where your hair should be?

Oh

You had tentacles for hair now, tracing the suction cups on the outside for your tentacles it dawned on you that you weren't really...

well,

you anymore.

That explained the weird aesthetic the room had going on.

Well this was, fairly different from the isekai fan fiction you had read. Namely the whole waking up in "sci-fi clone experiment" fashion inside a liquid filled chamber. Whoever put you inside this giant test tube could at least have fitted you some clothing, but sure leave the disoriented octoling butt naked.

At least you weren't prone to dying of boredom as an octoling entered through a rusty pair of metal doors you spied on the far left side of the room through the hazy liquid.

Seaweed adorned her head, waving with her tentacles as she halted past the door, the purple lenses of her goggles boring into your form she had known previously as asleep for who knows how long. The elite went straight for the console, slamming a fist onto a button.

The liquid encasing you drained immediately, gravity pulled you down with the water as your legs gave in, sliding against the tube to settle awkwardly on it's base. You reached to your face, fighting wth the straps to slide the mask of your face as she approached the glass kicking something at the base, the glass loosened as she popped the chamber open. Looking up to her you were met with lips in a firm frown as her goggles obscured any other indications of emotion.

An uncomfortable amount of time was spent staring at each other in silence, the cold spreading against your skin did nothing to help how exposed you felt under her gaze. Finally she rolled up the sleeves of her white coat and held out a hand to you.

"Get up, you look pathetic sitting like that." Her words were clearly Octarian, yet you could understand almost like a second language you had known for ages, a strange innate sense of what the words meant without needing to link them to their english equivalent.

With a firm tug you were pulled to your feet almost stumbling into the console if not for the steady hand which guided you to a nearby stretcher. Walking felt weird, the proportions of this body distinctly different from a human but you managed to reach the gurney. Before you could properly sit on the lumpy mattress she asked,

"Do you know where we are?"

Your throat tightened, painfully parched as you tried to will yourself to speak. Words struggled to come, this body you'd found since exiting the pod didn't quite act with your thoughts, reactions were slow, clanky. Essentially lagging in real life. On top of that understanding what she asked may have translated naturally but speaking to her, was where problems arose.

You reached inside your head for the words you needed, only english came to mind but you couldn't speak a human language. She wouldn't understand obviously, but her foot tapping against the rusted metal startled you into answering, "Octo Valley?", conveniently your thoughts translated into Octarian as they left your lips in that same unnaturally-natural reaction.

Her scowl only worsened, perhaps unsatisfied by the lack of details as she pressed "Which dome?"

Your eyebrows furrowed, trying to find something to say. The silence was enough indication something was off. She took off her goggle to pinch the bridge of her nose, opening her eyes revealed deep green irises, her face softened a touch as a sharp exhale left her mouth. "Damn it, should've known you hit your head pretty hard during the collapse." She paced back to the console, typing into some sort of database. You could hear her talking with someone on a radio attached to her hip, hidden underneath her thick lab coat. You watched her scroll through files, type in code after code, scroll through more files, then abruptly slam her fist hard against the scrap metal.

"WHICH IDIOT-" You heard at least five Octarian curses directed at random Octarians and their mothers as she clenched the radio, the speaker crackled as a nervous voice on the other end of the line explained. "Dome 5-C was the one of the domes holding our servers, we didn't have backups for some of it's citizens after the collapse."

Well you weren't committing Identity theft if there was no identity to steal at least seeing as you stole what might be someone's braindead corpse who had no records left to remember them by. Luckily the doctor didn't leave you time to spiral on the messed up implications of what that meant for you.

Spitefully kicking the console, she made her way back to finally give you some clarity. "Alright kid I'm not gonna sugar coat this for you, you're the only survivor of the Dome 5-C collapse one year ago." Well that was morbid. "A generator went offline at the centre of the block, causing our anti gravity tech to go offline taking the whole place down, luckily a delivery group managed to catch you on their Ufo and brought you here."

"You didn't leave unscathed though." She tapped your head lightly. "You fell pretty hard, must've got hit by some rubble too because we're in Octo Canyon, not the valley, Dome 16 to be specific." Dome 16? That was the bowling ball level in Splatoon 2 right? Assuming there weren't any extra domes you couldn't access in the game. The elite placed a hand to her chin, mumbling under her breath as you sat opposite to her, still naked, in the cold room.

She deflated, her tentacles losing their natural curl as she shrugged off the magenta stained coat, placing it over your shoulders. "Here's how things will go, I can't do much for your memory, it's a miracle you even woke up."

"I'll send you to Zayd, she never has enough misfits anyway. She'll catch you up on all the training you've missed, might even get you ahead of the other squads." She pulled you to your feet as she led you towards the exit door. "It's going to be rough but it's your best shot at surviving this shell hole" It was thankfully warmer outside as you began walking down a metal gangway, "You better thank her for keeping you on life support, my superiors would've given up on you after seeing your chances of survival."

Notes:

I originally had way more planned for the first chapter but writing it all was taking wayyyy too long (it's basically been two months since when I said I would post the first chapter on tumblr).

Write in the comments if you want longer chapters, if not I'm probably going to stick with shorter (1000-2000 words) chapters for the sake of my sanity.

Chapter 3: startup.exe

Summary:

This new life definitely wouldn't be easy, but the world didn't seem entirely against you if it gave you some, hopefully decent people, to be stuck with to help you learn the ropes of a morally dubious society.

Notes:

𖦹 HI REALLY SORRY FOR BEING DEAD FOR MONTHS I SWEAR I HAVEN'T ABANDONED THIS SERIES I JUST REALLY STRUGGLED TO WRITE THIS WHOLE CHAPTER
𖦹 Ok onto the actual chapter, I wasn't really sure how to go about pacing cause on one hand I want to do some proper world building but on the other hand I don't wanna linger on the underground too long since I haven't even got to the freaking start of Coroika
𖦹 The plan was to make this chapter longer but I really wanted to post so I split it into two chapters instead
𖦹 Did not beta read this at all, hopefully it's coherent considering it's been sitting in my computer for a while now

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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A metallic scent filled your nose as you passed a series of exhaust units along the stairs.

The doctor kept going on about who Zayd was, but you couldn't really care to pay attention to what she saying with all the sights around you.

For a world deep underground, the Dome was colourful and well lit. The starry sky was a vibrant blend of pink, yellow, blue, and green speckled with white, split by the edges of the screens creating a hexagonal pattern across the dome walls, a stark reminder no matter how mesmerising it looked, it was fake.

As you walked the rusted gangways to a seperate concrete platform, you took in all the whimsical and eccentric details of the place. Large fake succulents floated between platforms. It was just like the level in game, only without all the debris, it appeared more like an area where people would pass through day to day rather than just an obstacle for Agent 4.

The path you took, involved a lot of round about methods, taking precarious metal sheets for bridges, or hovering platforms. It seemed like she was avoiding routes that involved ride rails, but if that was for your sake or hers you weren't quite sure.

The area outside of all its oddities was empty, albeit the occasional bug eyed octo trooper you had to force yourself incredibly hard to not gawk at. As you passed more octarians, the area got more populated. Eventually you reached a bustling market crammed onto one of many floating platforms, layers of stalls built with scrap metal, lined opposite sides of the section. Each stall had a unique personality to it, using whatever resources were lying around to make something borderline functional but undeniably creative in true Splatoon fashion.

The doctor brought you around, picking up miscellaneous items for you. Standard Octoling gear, some tools for hygiene from the interior of a carved out sponge, and a fishing lure. A waking up gift she called it, she never really elaborated on what it meant though.

The radio at the doctor's hip crackled to life, calling her back to whatever area she worked at, leaving you to sit in a dingy lounge at the centre of a artificially sunlit dorm block to wait for "Zayd", you couldn't help the crawling sensation in your stomach after catching something in her spiel about how this Elite Octoling steamrolled everyone in her regiment with training rougher than your actual program. You didn't even have a legal name and were already getting thrown into army training. This society really loved neglecting minors, didn't it.

Vibrant posters; educational, propaganda, (practically both), lined the walls with comically large tape where high tech panels or glassless windows were absent. The room had minor facilities, a small kitchen (if a small counter with a few cupboards, sink, and microwave could be considered as such), a rotting pool table, a notice board and some sad bean bags like the one you sat on. The most interesting part of the room was the colossal spawn point at the centre. It's antenna were comically large sticking out from the blocky walls of the machine, where several monitors flickered with magenta text. It vaguely resembled the enemy spawn points from Splatoon, but something about all the extra tech and what not told you it was probably meant for much more, or at least was more powerful than the regular machines.

Your attention drifted down to the box of basic ammenities in your lap. Studying your chest plate, it seems you were in the Splatoon 1 arc of the world. You weren't looking forward to wearing the ugly thing but you were excited by the implications for what stage at the story you were at. Maybe you'd have the chance to see some moments from the game like the final boss fight, maybe even the Callie vs Marie Splatfest if you successfully ran away?

You heard Zayd before you saw her. A rhythmic sound of steady footsteps echoed down the hallway. Each step agreed took alternating with a metal cane that clacked louder than her heel against the concrete as she approached you.

Your gaze lifted, to a tall elite octoling. "You're awake, good." Her voice was terse. About as greeting as you expected from the doctor's rant on your way down. The purple lenses off her goggles borred into your skin.

"Yeah... thank you for that."

She nodded subtly in acknowledgement, gesturing you to follow her with two fingers. "Leave your stuff here and put that chest plate on." You settled the box onto the beanbag.

She wasted no time in guiding you through each area of the school. Dorms, Classrooms, Cafeteria, and Showers. There were a few other areas she briefly mentioned inbetween but those were the ones you managed to internalise as you struggled to keep up with her surprisingly fast pace, either she was really pushing herself despite walking with a cane, or you were still adjusting your body.


As she abruptly stopped at an open doorway, she introduced you to the last few facilities, the shooting range, and replica stages.

“This is where we do all our practical work. Right now the rest of your squad is testing out weapons to practice with for our next simulation in an Inkling 'Turf War' stage.” You followed her down a metal staircase to an open space covered in splotches of pink and purple ink. With one hand she hurled a spare ink tank into your face, that you barely caught, fiddling with the straps to get it on your back.

The area had a uncanny aura to it, reminiscent of Octoling centric levels from the second game, with low lighting, orange tones and tense fast paced music echoing from speakers high above.

As you caught up with Zayd, the octolings crowding the range began to notice you. They pointed and whispered things you couldn't guess from where you stood, but Zayd didn't seem interested in any of them as she stopped at the loudest trio in the area. Barking at the group, "Hey you guys, I need you all to help the new kid get adjusted to our schedule!"

Caught off guard by Zayd's presence, the three practically jumped at the sight of her. The tallest octoling accidentally releasing his sniper's charge on his friends face in the process.

The feminine octoling on the firing end of the sniper shook off purple ink from her pigtails, bawling her hands into fists as she raised one to her friend. "HEY- WATCH WHERE YOU'RE AIMING THAT!!"

"IT WAS AN ACCIDENT-" The pale octoling handling the charger yelled back as he lowered the scope with a prominent scowl.

You spied Zayd's veins practically popping from below her goggles as she roared, "DID YOU RASCALS HEAR ME OR NOT!!" They straightened again, standing in what you assumed was meant to be a sorry attempt at proper stance around superiors.

The third member of the group shakily saluted, "Uh, Yes ma'am!" as he stood as a barrier between his other two friends engaging in increasingly threatening looks.

"You'll be working with them for a bit to figure out a weapon, I won't make you do the demo but it's still expect you to pick up a weapon for next time." She explained, beckoning you to come closer to the trio.

Still feeling groggy you mumbled in protest, "I just woke up a few hour ago.." Your eyes met with the piercing lenses of Zayd's goggles as her lips tightened, almost considering saying something but she simply strut away from you. "Woo this is totally ethical." You mockingly whispered, making sure she was out of earshot once you made the remark as you exhaled deeply. Surely it wouldn't be that bad if Inklings your age did this for fun, right?

Notes:

𖦹 Had so much fun going onto the Splatoon Wiki to find some story mode stages to base the dome of
𖦹 I got introduced to the franchise from the second game so it was really nostalgic to look back at the levels for me
𖦹 Probably going to have like 2 chapters? at least before we reach actual Coroika stuff, I do have more content prepared for the next chapters so I'll hopefully post sooner this time, thanks for being patient guys!
𖦹 Update! Originally I had a few lines of onomatopoeia to introduce Zayd but I changed it later cause it made for a terrible first impression of the character and just sounded clunky.
𖦹 Aside from this there are some very minor changes in the following scenes after just to give the scene some more description