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1
Have I ever told you, Harry
That it's you I wish to marry
But for now I will be fine
With you as my valentine
"What?"
"You heard me. Don't make me repeat myself."
"Ok then why?"
"Not everyone has rich parents to inherit from."
"So the best way to earn money is by delivering ridiculous valentine's poems? Aren't you top of your class? Is there nothing better you can do?"
"Shut up."
2
From the first day I laid my eyes on you
I knew what I felt for you was true
This swooping sensation
The sheer elation
Please tell me that you feel it too
"I will ignore this is happening. People are really paying you to do this?"
"Yeah let's just forget this ever happened."
3
Right when I wake up I wonder
Is it me who you think of
Do you just like me pine
Do your eyes then catch mine
Lighting up and full of love
Every beat our hearts like thunder
"Kind of hard to forget if it keeps happening."
"It's not my fault people keep telling me to do this"
4
Nothing can express
My undying love for you
Except I myself
"That doesn't even make sense?"
5
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If I don't want to end up very dead
I'll finally tell you that I love you
"Is this...a threat? Are you being forced into confessing?? Who is it?"
+1
I love you
"That's not a poem."
"Well, I wasn't paid this time."
"Oh."