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  1. Albus Dumbledore's Guide to Love, Time, and Questionable Life Choices by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    17 Feb 2025

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    Answer to Reddit Prompt: "Professor, why are we selling illegal substances in Knockturn Alley?" Harry asked Dumbledore, who was arguing price with an old hag "Well Harry, I recently learned I have to pay support for my many illegitimate children, most from magical creatures." Dumbledore said

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