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  1. I’m a tasty snack- Not like that! by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP  

    25 Dec 2025

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    It was no surprise to Joel Smallishbeans when he was invited to join Hermitcraft. Who didn’t want a tall, sexy, builder and fighter on their server? But as the months go by, he can’t help but notice all of the server glitches and weird habits of his new friends…

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